dental arithmetic
Hair salons have the best names. Sherlock Combs. British Hairways. Shavid Beckham. Dentists, on the other hand, do not. So we’ve been thinking up what dentists could be called if they took a leaf out of the barbering book. Here's what we've got so far:
The Molar System
The Jonathan Floss Show
Abra Cadabraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Open Wide and Prejudice
Brush With The Law (this one works for hair salons too)
Copy and Tooth Paste
Ee By Gum
Brace Yourself
Panama Root Canal
Platform Canine and Three Quarters
The Tooth, The Whole Tooth, and Nothing but The Tooth
As you can see, we’re working really hard at the moment.