STOP PRESS. STOP PRESS. STOP PRESSING.
Right this instant.
Put down the apples, step away from the juicer and remove yourself from the kitchen theatre immediately because our apple juice is now available in little 330ml bottles.
You can find them in NISA and McColls stores right now, Starbucks from next week and Sainsbury’s from the start of November.
We’re so giddy with excitement that we’ve got 10 cases to give away.
All you need to do win one is tell us your best apple joke below.
And if you're very lucky, you might even get a signed photo of Janel, our resident opera singer and all round angel
Post your jokes by Monday 10th October and we'll announce the winners here next week.
This competition is now closed. Thanks to everyone who entered. Big congratulations to Stephen P, Christine S, Andrena, Karen, Di, Clive, Rach, Jayne, Sara and Louise. Cases of apple juice winging their way to you very soon.