dental arithmetic

Hair salons have the best names. Sherlock Combs. British Hairways. Shavid Beckham. Dentists, on the other hand, do not. So we’ve been thinking up what dentists could be called if they took a leaf out of the barbering book. Here's what we've got so far:

The Molar System

The Jonathan Floss Show

Abra Cadabraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Open Wide and Prejudice

Brush With The Law (this one works for hair salons too)

Copy and Tooth Paste

Ee By Gum

Brace Yourself

Panama Root Canal

Platform Canine and Three Quarters

The Tooth, The Whole Tooth, and Nothing but The Tooth


As you can see, we’re working really hard at the moment.