major laser

Office Superman David is playing around with lasers today.

We don’t know why. He claims it’s because he needs to make some really straight lines, and apparently rulers aren’t good enough to do the job.

This sounds like rubbish to us, but we have to admit we’re pretty jealous that he’s now in an elite band of people who get to use lasers as part of their day job. The list now includes:

- Bond villains

- Daleks

- Jedi Knights

- Coldplay

- Superman David

Not bad company to be in.