Thoughts from March 2012

remember remember...


clock face put your clocks forward tonight before you go to bed. The oven, the microwave, the video recorder, your alarm clock radio - they all need changing to avoid confusion come morning. For tonight is the night that field workers from the Department of Time will be out in their masses, creeping through the darkness and wrestling exactly 60 hard earned minutes from our sleepy grip. Temporary staff have been recruited to help on what is one of the most important nights of the year for the organisation, so let's just hope they've been properly trained or there'll be a big mess to clean up come tomorrow. The Department of Time have assured us that the lost hours, which amount to over 62 million, will be stored securely in their vaults ready for redistribution come October. Sleep tight everyone.

the sun is shining

And everyone in Fruit Towers is in a super smashing mood.

the wall of business jargon

We've taken time out to write all of our favourite business sayings on the wall.

james peach and an arctic roll

And James P and Olly tucked into the first arctic roll of the year - perfect for days when it's too hot for cake but a bit cold for ice cream. Or just for when you'd like both.

staying alive

It's touching to know that the environment team here at Fruit Towers are so concerned for our safety.

Fed up with people poking knives and forks into the toaster to retrieve bits of burnt bread, they left this sinister warning out the other day, accompanied by some new wooden toaster tweezers.

a warning to stop putting knives in the toaster wooden toaster tweezers