It's Monday, it's quiet and there are some questions that need answering:
Do pirates eat oysters? Or taramasalata?
Did David Bowie's film career peak with Absolute Beginners or Labyrinth?
Is there any lead in a modern day pencil?
Are smokers attracted to other people who smell of cigarettes (some sort of natural selection thing)?
Is Kevin Bacon related to himself?
And what music should we listen to this afternoon?