A few innocent staff made it down to the world's biggest mudpile last weekend.
Most of them are still stuck there, but we have one eyewitness account, from The Man Who Made It Back:
“The mud didn’t get me down. I escaped it via the power of music. Special highlights included the secret Radiohead show in the rain, Caribou’s energetic display (which reminded me of some dentists in a disco), and most psychedelic of all, Tame Impala, who wore no shoes and took me back to 1969, even though I wasn’t alive then. Time travel – that’s a real skill, let me tell you.”
Were you there? Have you made it back? Will there always be a part of you in a muddy trench, somewhere in between the Pyramid Stage and that falafel rave van?
Did you experience some musical magic that knocks the damp socks off our MWMIB*?
Tell us your favourite moments right here and the best one wins a case of welly free smoothies.
*man who made it back