smoother than a freshly shelled conker

Des Lynam has more gravitas than your average man. He is smoother than the average man. He is the English Tom Selleck. A prince amongst mammals.

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We asked our friends on Facebook how best to describe just how smooth Des Lynam is. These are our favourite suggestions:

"Smoother than a greased weasel" - Steve Parker

"Like a freshly shelled conker" - Rachel Williams

"As smooth as a mannequins groin" - Joe McChisholm

"Smooth, warm and wet...bit like the inside of a lama's cheek" - Richard Kemp