We have a bit of a situation here at fruit towers. Almut
Sprigade sent us in an army of psychadelic
dalek hats. As we're prone to do with the hats we particularly
admire, we put them up on display on one of our picnic benches, so
that people wandering past could revel in their technicoloured
But there was something crafty about these daleks. Were they
really just hats? Or were they actual daleks? Could it be that
their multicoloured exterior was simply there to fool us,
deflecting attention away from their plans for global domination?
First Sainsbury's, then the world. Mwah hah hah. We weren't sure.
So we set up a secret camera to record them.
Here we can see them on day one, looking calm - meek even - but
Two days later and the little blighters seemed to have moved
closer to the camera.
By the time day three popped round, it was undeniable - the
daleks were on the move.
Led by the purple one and what looks to be Elmo
from Sesame Street, they moved quickly, destroying everything
in their wake. We found our hidden camera yesterday amidst a pile
of smashed smoothie bottles, its outer casing cracked, flash not
working, a tear in its shattered lens.
And then nothing for days. No sign of the army of psychadelic
Until this afternoon. When a secondary camera caught this
ominous scene. IT Sam trapped in the phone box with nowhere to run,
the daleks bearing down on him. He doesn't stand a chance.
How can we compete against such reckless aggression? What will
happen when the daleks reach the phone box? Will IT Sam live to
tell the tale?
We'll keep you posted. In the mean time, if you have any
suggestions as to how we can deal with this miniature,
multicoloured, but very real threat, please let us know. The fate
of fruit towers depends on you...