getting to the bottom of things


Fancy writing something funny to go on the bottom of our bottles?

Yes? Great. Here's the rules.

  • Messages must be 40 characters or less.
  • Spaces, hyphens, apostrophes and stuff all count as a character.
  • Leave your entry as a comment to this blog post.
  • Fill in the email bit when you leave a comment so that we can get in contact with you if you win.
  • As many entries per person as you like.
  • Extra points for making us laugh.
  • Our 3 favourites will be used on millions of bottles across the land, something to tell the grandkids.
  • We'll send the 3 winners lots of smoothies too.
  • The deadline is Midnight on Thursday 24th January.
  • So be quick.

We've just chosen the winners and the standard was so high we ended up choosing 7 instead of 3. You can see who won and find out a bit more about their authors by clicking here with your mouse.

A big thank you to everyone who took the time to enter. We hope you enjoyed thinking up the messages as much as we enjoyed reading them.