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un-plug yourselves

Don't get us wrong - we enjoy messing about on our phones as much as the next person. But sometimes it’s good to remember that there’s a real life, 3D world out there too. We've made a few phone wallpapers to remind you to switch off now and again, which you can click and download below:

real life this way innocent un-plugged wallpaper

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to do list innocent un-plugged wallpaper

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time to switch off innocent un-plugged wallpaper

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We'll be saying goodbye to technology and un-plugging for real at innocent un-plugged on the 23rd and 24th May. No technology. At all. Not even to check on our herd of virtual goats. It’s gonna be tricky.

Twenty good reasons to unplug

We love technology, don’t get us wrong. If it wasn’t for the internet, 28% of our lives would have been spent doing a spot of vacuuming, painting the skirting boards or finally getting round to reading Private Eye instead of watching videos of animals acting a bit like humans (including this one). But, sometimes, this technologically advanced version of Earth in which we now live can get a bit tiring. Just once in a while it might be nice to have a meal without feeling pressured to photograph it from 13 different angles. Or to actually receive a call from our doctor with the results of that test rather than a text (just us?).

Armed with a mission to de-tech our lives for a couple of days, we decided to put on a mini festival in May that we’re calling innocent un-plugged. There will be no wi-fi, no 3G, and no traditional electricity at the event. We’re unplugging for real and here are the signs that you probably should too:

  1. It takes you longer to decide what to watch on Netflix than it does to decide whether you should take out a mortgage.
  2. You said ‘lol’ in real life that time instead of actually laughing. It was humiliating. It should never happen again.
  3. The ads in your sidebar know what you’d like for your birthday better than your friends and family do.
  4. Forgetting your phone charger makes you feel like the mum from ‘Home Alone’.
  5. If Google Maps didn’t exist, you probably wouldn’t be able to get to work.
  6. You feel your phone vibrate in your pocket. Your phone is on the table.
  7. When someone asks if you know a good shortcut your immediate answer is Ctrl C.
  8. Beautiful scenic spot to take in the view. No Wi-Fi? Out of there.
  9. The fun has been completely taken out of pub quizzes.
  10. 89% of the video content you consume involves either cats or humans falling.
  11. Finding a spelling mistake in your Facebook status completely ruins your day.
  12. You respect people less if you find out they favour Internet Explorer.
  13. You use emojis to avoid talking about your feelings.
  14. Your new motto is ‘if you can’t say it in 140 characters it’s not worth saying at all’.
  15. You skip straight to the comments section of a news article to see what the general consensus is before reading it.
  16. Walking and texting injuries are bruises you must bear.
  17. Your scrolling thumb gets 68% more exercise than the rest of your body.
  18. Seeing how quickly you can click away after the first five seconds of a Youtube ad has become a sport.
  19. You can’t call a book a ‘page turner’ anymore. More of a ‘button presser’.
  20. Google has rendered debates a thing of the past.

If you fancy joining us for innocent un-plugged, you can still win tickets here. If you don’t fancy it (or the tickets have sold out – sorry), then you can still download one of our bespoke phone wallpapers instead from the options below to remind you to unplug every once in a while:

un-plugged real life wallpaper

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un-plugged to do list wallpaper

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un-plugged time to switch off wallpaper

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