To celebrate our new juice blends we've blended some animals together. Intro-juicing the Giroose and his good friend the Slostrich. We're not recommending blending animals in real life by the way, we just like drawing weird pictures.
Tell us which two animals you'd like to see (pictorally) blended together here and we might just draw them up.
Or should we say start, as for our first
official bit of news for 2012, we are thrilled to announce that our
new juice blends are now in the shops.
You can choose from our delicious apple and raspberry recipe or
totally tasty tropical (sorry), depending on whether you need to be
transported to a dappled orchard or a desert island.
You can find them in ASDA right now and in other shops very soon
(we'll keep you posted as to where and when).
Given that at least one person you know will be on some sort of
miserable cabbage maple syrup nothing beginning with C diet right
now, why not cheer them up with a bit of sunshine in a carafe?
Or better still, give their eyes and ears a treat courtesy of a
shady orange grove and the dulcet tones of Captain Jean Luc Picard.
Or even better still, if you fancy winning yourself a case of
our new blends, just tell us your top 3 most ridiculous New Year's
resolutions below and the 10 that make us laugh the most will each
win a case of our new juice.
We'll pick the winners on Friday 20th January, so
get your entries in.
This competition is now closed. Thanks
to everyone who entered. Congratulations to Katie B, Kieran W,
Karen G, Thom B, Yasna, Andi G, Bex, Kerri W, Samantha S and Steven
Y. A box 'o' blends winging their way to you very
Put down the apples, step away from the juicer and remove
yourself from the kitchen theatre immediately because our apple juice is now available in little 330ml
You can find them in NISA and McColls stores right now,
Starbucks from next week and Sainsbury’s from the start of
We’re so giddy with excitement that we’ve got 10 cases to
All you need to do win one is tell us your best apple joke
And if you're very lucky, you might even get a signed photo of
Janel, our resident opera singer and all round angel
Post your jokes by Monday 10th October and we'll announce the
winners here next week.
This competition is
now closed. Thanks to everyone who entered. Big congratulations to
Stephen P, Christine S, Andrena, Karen, Di, Clive, Rach, Jayne,
Sara and Louise. Cases of apple juice winging their way to you very
We're making a new TV advert. The clever ones among you will be
able to tell that it features fruit. Using the latest "dropping
fruit from a rickety bit of scaffolding" technique, we are hoping
to make something beautiful, entertaining and innocent in its
Pete ("the best in the business") is looking after the fruit. He
picks it, preens it and sometimes talks to it.
Helen is the director. She's firm but fair, and is guiding us
towards sunlit uplands.
And the fruit just keeps rolling. Down chutes, from wires and
pretty much every other way you can imagine that fruit could be
propelled. We will stop at nothing until we have made fruit do
every trick in the book.