A couple of months ago we saw some pigeons on our way to the shops and we've been keeping a close eye on them since. The pigeons are still there but something's up with them. They look different somehow. We're not sure what though, can't quite put our finger on it.
We'll report back as soon as we know more.
At lunchtime, on the way to the supermarket, having walked the ‘secret’ route under the bridge and along the canal, we spotted these pigeons. Loads of them. This picture doesn’t do it justice. They were everywhere
We can’t help but wonder what they were queuing for. Were they waiting for their own lunch? Or concert tickets? Were they queuing for a famous pigeon celebrity who was doing a book signing?
We’ll probably never know but, just in case, we’ll keep an eye on them.
We were reading about smoots the other day, a unit of measurement based on the height of Oliver Smoot in 1964 (5 feet 7 inches). As a prank when he was a student at MIT, Oliver Smoot repeatedly lay down on the Harvard Bridge while his friends measured how many of him would make up its length. It was discovered that the bridge was 364.4 smoots.
Since then the smoot has become a semi-official measurement of distance. The original marks are repainted every year and you can even use it in the official Google Calculator (we’ve worked out that Fruit Towers is just over 14 smoots).
Having learnt about smoots, we then got lost in a tunnel of other odd (and surprisingly real) ways to measure stuff.
The beard-second - 10 nanometers, the distance the average beard grows in a second.
The sheppey - the closest distance at which sheep remain picturesque
The New York second - the time between the lights turning green and the cab behind you beeping its horn. The shortest imaginable measurement of time there is.
A Warhol - a measurement of fame. Fifteen minutes worth of fame equals 1 Warhol. Can be expanded to:
- 1 kilowarhol — famous for 15,000 minutes (about ten days)
- 1 megawarhol — famous for 15 million minutes, (roughly 28.5 years)
We’d like to add our own method of measurement to all this.
The Wiki-moment - The amount of time you accidentally spend on Wikipedia before realising you really should get back to work.
Recently we’ve become interested in the idea of nominative determinism, the theory that people are naturally drawn to careers that match their names. For example, if you were called Ian Growsuptobealawyer then you’d have an increased chance of growing up to become a lawyer. We’d also love to hear from you, Ian. You have an amazing name.
Other examples of nominative determinism include:
Mark de Man - Belgian footballer (a defensive midfielder, no less)
Usain Bolt - very fast man from those internet adverts
Storm Field - American meteorologist
Sue Yoo - lawyer who we promise we didn’t just make up
Sara Blizzard - BBC weatherperson
James Peach - actual person who works in Fruit Towers
Did your name subliminally send you down your career path? Or are you Ian Growsuptobealawyer? Get in touch if so (especially the latter).