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Thoughts from author: Oli Mason

fancy breakfast on us?

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You may have heard, but we've just launched our brand new orange juice (and apple juice too). To celebrate, we've got 11 breakfast hampers to give away.

We squeeze 11 oranges into every carafe, so we've got 11 overflowing breakfast hampers to give away (we're simple like that). In each hamper you'll find: homemade muffins, crunchy granola, fresh fruit, marmalade (made by our very own Kat E), tasty bread, napkins, limited edition innocent juice glasses, wonderful tea from teapigs.co.uk, along with a thirst-quenchingly large amount of juice. There's plenty to share.

To be in with a chance of winning, just tell us your best orange or apple pun or joke. Our 11 favourites will each get a hamper delivered to their door. Here's a couple to help start the ball rolling:

- two oranges walk into a bar, one says "your round"

- you make me peel like a natural woman

- ooh-aah, juiced a little bit

To enter, click here
(entries only open for UK residents - sorry).

Competition closes at midnight Monday 14th February.

orange saves eggs from fruit fight

The eggs had their cosies stolen by the bad apple, mean kiwi and nasty banana.

1.the stolen hats

Fortunately the kind orange came along to put the apple in his place.

2. Orange to the rescue

And returned the hats to their rightful owners.

3. hats restored

The eggs were happy as Larry in their hats, hanging out with their friends, the soon-to-be-salad.

4.happy eggs again

But the eggs had not seen their fate coming.

5. eggs being eggs

And although scrambled, at least they kept their cosies.

6. the eggs destiny, hats adjacent

(thanks to Mel's Uncle Ben for sending us this eggcellent story)

a christmas tree is just for christmas

We've noticed Christmas trees trying to find new jobs out on the streets, as they're no longer wanted in the home. Having shed their jewellery, we've spotted them pretending to be motorbikes.

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Acting as a new hat for an old car.

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Falling over drunkenly outside the office.

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And wishing they were Oscar the Grouch.

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we found a little queue of people at St Pancras

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So we decided to take them some drinks.

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Along with a free smoothie to fill the gap and keep their spirits high, we gave them some spudokus (don't ask) and the veg challenge to amuse and mentally stimulate them. Or at least hopefully distract them from the wait ahead.

Fingers crossed they got home OK for Christmas.


Lady Gaga comes to Fruit Towers

Although Gaga recently popped into the Cross Keys in Hammersmith for a pint the other month, we just missed out on getting her in the door for a smoothie. So instead, we thought we'd take innocent to Gaga-land, through our very own Glee club. Enjoy.