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50 Shades of Grey

50 shades of grape

 

The colour grey has never received the recognition it deserves. We've had the 'Green Mile', 'The Thin Blue Line', 'A Clockwork Orange', 'Red Dawn', 'The Colour Purple',  - pretty much every colour has been catered for by some film or another. Well, grey is finally getting its time to shine this weekend as the film based on the definitive almanac of all things grey, 'Fifty Shades of Grey', is being released. Thank goodness we say - finally, the balance has been restored and the stigma for what is, admittedly, one of the more uninteresting colours on the spectrum has been lifted. It's time to praise the grey, and about time too.

However we will admit that we were a bit surprised when we heard there were fifty shades. Seemed a bit much. We decided to investigate and, after completing a very lengthy Google search (in which we saw many things we wish we could unsee) it turns out there actually aren't fifty - someone didn't do their research. So, to save the day, and the embarrassment of the author and film makers, we've come up with all fifty shades ourselves:

  1. grey
  2. light grey
  3. dark grey
  4. really light grey
  5. really dark grey
  6. pigeon
  7. dust
  8. overpriced laptops
  9. all fax machines
  10. old blinds
  11. dirty snow
  12. the ashes of the deceased
  13. cobwebs
  14. the moon
  15. the pebbles in that photo of pebbles
  16. George Clooney’s hair
  17. Kelly Osborne’s hair that time
  18. the face of a person who may imminently vomit
  19. the hearts of people not quite evil enough to have black ones
  20. dolphins
  21. mascara tears
  22. slate
  23. the carpet in the Banks family household after the chimney sweep scene
  24. any loose change that isn’t brown
  25. the Earth from a very, very, very great distance
  26. anything from a very, very, very great distance
  27. the B Side to ‘Yellow’ by Coldplay
  28. an aubergine and white chocolate smoothie
  29. Poirot’s brain cells
  30. Santa’s beard after a big night out
  31. most wolves
  32. Gandalf
  33. a dirty swan
  34. old underwear
  35. the legs of an ostrich
  36. some suitcases
  37. old statues in the grounds of a stately home
  38. a grey hat
  39. your hands after holding a free newspaper
  40. the fluff of a baby penguin
  41. Miss Havisham’s wedding dress
  42. koala bears
  43. the sea in Britain most of the time
  44. a mirror if an elephant is reflected in it
  45. unbuffed silverware
  46. lots of buildings
  47. most fish
  48. the cat that Professor McGonagall turns into in Harry Potter
  49. Hippopotamuses
  50. paint when you try and recreate the colour you made earlier

Think we managed to capture the most important ones. Update your Dulux colour match swatches accordingly.