Passive aggressive notices like these have been popping up in the kitchen this week:
We think you'll find that we always later, rinse, repeat before loading our dishes, thank you. We certainly never open the dishwasher, see that everything's clean, look around shiftily and close it again quietly. We certainly never, ever use the counter as leverage so we can use our full body weight to shut it after we've put a few extra plates in. Whoever does those things is a monster. Absolute monster.