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A gooder than normal Friday

Easter

When it comes to weekends, johns and bottoms, long is definitely how we like them. Four full days of carefree frolicking, shoddy DIY and smashing the ears off chocolate rabbits while trying to justify not showering for the third day in a row. Or, you know, visiting family, going for long walks and saying, “oh no, I couldn’t possibly - I’ve already had three Mini Eggs and I’m just about to go and jog them off”. Both options are valid, in their own way, but this is probably how our Easter is going to go:

1.)    8am – receive chocolate egg. Think how a little piece will be lovely with a cup of tea later.

2.)    8.03 – Look at chocolate egg. Think "oh I couldn’t possibly" and decide to get up in a minute to prepare a bowl of bran flakes.

3.)    8.04 – Peel away a little bit of the foil. Decide that you’ll only have a little piece and wrap the rest up for later.

4)    8.07 – Only the foil remains. You don’t remember chewing and wonder if it’s possible to swallow an Easter egg whole like some kind of human snake.

Whether you’ll be spending more time in your wellies or your slanket this weekend, we hope it’s long, sunny and at least a little bit chocolatey.