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civilisation is breaking down

We walked into work today to this sign.

This is not good news.

The atmosphere is tense, to say the least. The powers that be are trying to fob us off with nice food instead, no doubt hoping that carbohydrate-heavy breakfast treats combined with a lack of caffeine will make us too lethargic to complain.

Clearly, this is completely unacceptable. And as soon as we finish our third pain au chocolat and have a little nap under our desk, we’re going to go and tell them that.