...to put your clocks forward tonight before you go to bed. The oven, the microwave, the video recorder, your alarm clock radio - they all need changing to avoid confusion come morning. For tonight is the night that field workers from the Department of Time will be out in their masses, creeping through the darkness and wrestling exactly 60 hard earned minutes from our sleepy grip. Temporary staff have been recruited to help on what is one of the most important nights of the year for the organisation, so let's just hope they've been properly trained or there'll be a big mess to clean up come tomorrow. The Department of Time have assured us that the lost hours, which amount to over 62 million, will be stored securely in their vaults ready for redistribution come October. Sleep tight everyone.