I really must fix the legs on that camera stand.

Alan, ALAN, ALAAN!, is that you?

Christmas? Baaaaaah humbug!

Yes! Definitely! That jumper you've got on. One of mine that is. You can see the quality of the wool...

Guess how many fingers am I holding up?!

What's that ewe say? Counts as one of my five a day?

My nose is a love heart.

You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy.

Is someone doing rabbit ears behind my head?

Have you never seen a sheep before?! Take your picture & move on. Loser.

I wanted to be a Unicorn...

Keep walking Bruce, I'm married...

It's a good thing I'm bilingual, coz I don't imagine you speak sheep...

Wonkey Donkey is expanding his fan base to those who favour wonkey sheep...

Oh Innocent Drinks, there'll never be another "ewe"!

I can smell a barbecue

Every day Albert would go out and stand sideways on his mountain, he'd long forgotten why, yet still he tilted.

Oh no not the Paparazzi again!

Sorry to bother you but do you know what time the number 9 is due?

Can we have our ball back please?

And I,I,I,I will always love ewe!!!

I know with innocent I wont be fleeced.

Am i on the right road for Milton Keynes?

look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes... And your under...

How are ewe doing?????????

what ewe looking at?

Hey! why are they picking my best berries..

Ram, lamb, thank ewe, Mam

Why is that photographer only wearing one shoe?

Oh no! I can smell mint sauce.

But it’s perfectly flat here! Why did they send a drunk photographer?

Who's that nun over there singing about hills being alive?

Hey Ewe! I'll make your day!

Ewe looking at me punk? Eh! ewe looking at me?

You alright down there? What's that? NO, I did not push you!

La Ta Tee, La Ta Taaaa.

they call me inocent what do they call you sweet thing

Don't look so sheepish, I'm innocent!

Can a moose drink orange juice?

No but i'd be barrrrrking mad if i didnt try it

Where has my innocent orange juice gone? Did you take it? Don't lie. I can see you holding it.

This IS as innocent as I can look!

What's the picture like now!

No, I am not a sheep. I am an apple in disguise. Fooled you.

No! I won't 'give you a twirl'...Toilet roll is hard to get hold of in the mountains

Hrm... 'Just for Men' you say... My grey's aren't that bad, are they?

I don't understand why you don't get it, man... I'M A VEGETARIAN!

Say I'm acting sheepish one more time and I'm coming to get you!!!

I said 'burp', not 'baa'.

There's something familiar about that sheepskin jacket.....Uncle Cedric???

"Steve, what are you doing all the way over there? I told you, LEFT at the thistle bush and then RIGHT at the yummy dandelions."

They put mint sauce on WHAT?!

I't meant to be a CHEESE rolling contest not SHEEP rolling!

Stop acting Sheepish

OI! hands off my juicy bits!

"Do you know what? If you tilt your head slightly like this and squint, you look just like Bob Hoskins."

Gerald has just noticed that leaning to one side is actually really fun, for about thirty seconds

Please come back, be my friend. I'm nice and ever so squishy. Don't make stalk ewe.

Definitely not asking him to take my photo again, last time he only got my ear in the shot.

That's the last time I order shoes off the internet, I'm sure one heel's shorter than the other...

He was getting annoyed having to use his horns as antennae for the other goats to watch tv

Sheep Devil: Follow me off this cliff, like the lemming you are!

Oi! Have you seen me hat?

Love the jumper. Is that cotton?

How do you wash your jumper? I always find just shampoo makes my hair flat.

I'm not wearing anything below my waist! :-D

Where's me woolie jumper?

Have ewe seen Bopeep? I seem to have misplaced her.

Are you going to eat that?

Which one of us is standing squint?

If you could see what I've just done behind this hill, you wouldn't think I was so sweet and innocent

If I stand still enough I'm pretty sure I won't get spotted...

Does my butt look fat on camera?

Shaun's impression of a reindeer was falling short.

are ewe Innocent?

FREEZE! And put your hands up. Sorry hooves up.

not me I'm completely Innocent!

don't be a woolly jumper get your Innocent juice here!

There's nothing sheepish about Innocent!

I'll show you if you promise not to laugh...

Innocent juice. It has legs ewe know!

Innocent juice. Plenty to bleat about...

Just has my first shave..I'm 100% Ram baby!

Now if I could only remember where I put the oranges.....

I'm succulent, I'm juicy, I'm yummy for lunch, I'm innocent!!

Hey, Dave! Try Innocent's new Crushed Grass and Strawberry. It's baa-rilliant!

It's gonna be a colorful one, right? I look so dull on Black & White photo!

My haircut brings all the ewes to the hills. Yeah!

Ooh. I feel naked...

...Not /to/ sure why I'm on a juice carton...

Stand still long enough and i'll eat your hat

'Hello, is it me you're looking for'

Ewe talkin' to me?

I'll be there in a min, i'm just updating my blog!

erm, sorry, what? was it me you were talking to? what's that you say?...fruit - yeah, of course I love fruit, what's not love?...tch, blooming time wasters!

Here's looking at Ewe kid!!

"Some people wear their heart on their sleeve, i wear mine on my face"

No, sorry I can't come out - this outfit only works from the waist up.

That cactus/ rabbit was right, innocent does make you feel less sheepish.

Oi, you've not seen me!

This isnt where I went to bed last night, flippin hen parties!

If only you knew what was happening below..

Help! I'm sinking into the ground!

What have you got there? Give me a taste!

I haven't got all day... tell us what you think then

You lookin' at me? Hmm, I see... you're looking at me whilst you're enjoying that juice are ya? Well, I always knew I was a handsome fello.

Are you looking at me, kid?

When the working day is done, lemurs just wanna have fun.

mmm! is that innocent orange juice i can smell-or is it ewe???

I'm not a hard nosed cow, I'm a heart nosed ewe!

Heads? Check. Shoulders? Check. Knees and toes? Who knows!

What's that coming over the hill?

Yeah, dunno why my nostrils are shaped like a heart.

Yeees, that's it! There's more where this came from. Drink it.

I say - I SAY, could I borrow a cup of sugar dear?

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, can you see my LOVE to you... NO?! Look at my nose, look at my nose... ♥

For the last time Maria, shut up! I'm trying to sleep on these hills!

What are you in your innocentmind looking at?

Pull my finger....

Have I won silent statues?

Peek-a-boooo!

Betty kn'ewe she would be as good as Julie Andrews one day!

Is that Julie Andrews over there? I've always wanted to be in the sound of Music!

Whatever the cow says, it wasn't me.

I've always preferred the Greens, dunno why I'm leaning towards the Right.

Freedom at last, but poor Bo Peep's gonna cop it.

Next time you try hiding behind a hedge to get pictures of me, you should leave your bright orange hat at home

Oh dear!! There goes Jeff over the edge. He didn't see the ewe turn!!!

ah...these humans are so fascinating...move slowly musn't frighten it!!

As much as Majorie tried not to stare she couldn't help but notice that her young neighbour Stacy had yet another young buck pulling out of her driveway this morning..

Oi ewe - stop staring!

You sure the painting goes that way up?

What am I doing on the side of a carton?

Damnnn baby! if being sexy is a crime, you aint no innocent! ;)

UK Government deny reports that ideas for rural development are still woolly.

Emmerdale's newest cast member meets the press.

After pressure from green campaigners, one innovative farmer unveils his new eco-friendly lawnmower.

Before the sheep-pig, there was I, the sheep-deer!

You nose I love you … heart shaped nose … oh, I'm such a comedian!!!

Ary we playing battleships? I think we are both losing, sir, as we are both tilting...

Moss for dinner again? I'd rather have a smoothie.

Don't complain about the rain, in wales we call it liquid sunshine, a bit like one of them smoothies!

The shear look of devastation after being fleeced at poker.

CAN YOU SHEAR ME NOW?

just purse your lips and blow - it really throws those collies off their stroke

Not a perm !!

Flip-flops, at this altitude?

When the world started to tilt sideways, Daisy realised she had been eating the wrong sort of grass.

Is that Lemur staring at me?

I ordered books, not camera lenses.

Have you tasted Barbara's dip? It's to die for!

What did the farmer say when he lost his sheep??.........wheres my sheep!

"Daddy's home!"

Did I tell you the joke about the 3sheep? Well, they walked into a baa.....

Ahhh, you must be from IT support. My RAM needs an upgrade.

Oh WOW - I'm glad I got out of bed now !!

this is Mary...she's always dreamt of being a bull.

"Ah Richard, did you just call me?"

What's 8 feet tall, is covered in hair, and is standing just behind your left shoulder?

Stupid SatNav!!!!!

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?!

I heart my nose! Literally. x

Oh I say, is that a rye grass smoothie with extra dandelion bits? Delish.

Can you give me hand with this wheel clamp please? blooming parking attendants...

"Your tripod's on the wonk'.

mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest sheep of them all

see this is why i should have two legs a bit shorter. stupid hills!

I'm a little horny

So I'm cold so that you can wear that atrocity?

Cheaper car insurance, you say?

HMMM, does the frass look greener on the other side?

Hmmmm, does the grass look any greener on the other side?

Right, 5 down, it's 6 letters, a girl's name, second letter g... any ideas Pat?

"Mmm, a picnic.
it all looks good.
Do you mind if I join you?"
I hope those bottles are meat free.

Well, what d'ya know, the grass really IS greener on the other side.

Ewe must admit, Innocent is not 'baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad'

I thought you said ewe'll hide this time!

Dolly? Is that you?

This counting people isn't making me sleepy.

Hey! I've been fleeced!

Did I leave the gas on?

You humans are very silly creatures...

Hey! These horns aren't cheap, they're SHEEP!

Hey! These horns aren't cheap, they're SHEEP!

Innocent drinks really balance you out....unlike this hill...

"How's the WETHER?" Do you think that's funny?!

well then that's where my wool went on your new jumper hope you feel warmer than me !!!

oh dear... i know they said it rains in wales a lot but is that really ANOTHER rain cloud!?!

hope i get something nice for mothers day!!

how much further to the top of this hill. i need a drink

just keep telling myself i'm a goat,i'm a goat,i'm a goat i'm a aaaaargh

Have you got a spare coat it's brass monkey weather here.

If that woman starts singing 'the hills are alive' again I'm off!

Mummy why do all the other lambs at school call me "Space Hopper"?

I just can't understand why I didn't get that part in the sound of music.

Whoops! One step too many!!

I know, I know - it's not as good as the "still no eye deer" joke, but I think it's funny!

My nose may be heart shaped but unless you get me a smoothie pronto.. I ain't loving you.

Hmm...Why do all the other sheep have legs?

WHY HAS HE BOUGHT "MINT SAUCE"?

Oi! Who shouted mint sauce!

I'm so sorry. Could you just go away please? Sorry. This is private land. Sorry.

"you've got to ask yourself one question:'Do I feel lucky?!' Well do you PUNK?"

Oh no, it's Dreary Derek. Quick girls, get behind this wolf, I don't think he's seen us

LADS, sheep shearer, 1 o'clock.

oh, darling, that dress looks FABulous on you! Puker up, it'll add to the beauty, copy me now, and..1..2..3 mwah

Man that's a hot bit of tail...

I know you have two legs shorter than the other two, but I bet we can make some nifty hoof extensions just by sticking on some Innocent juice bottles on the end of the two short legs....

"Excuse me - would you mind awfully explaining 'smoothie' to me again?"

Hey! Stop pinching my wool to make cute hats for your smoothie bottles.

Christ...she's so drunk she can't even hold the camera straight. Oi, Dave! Take her home before she pukes on my coat.

"I'm actually on wheels...wwwoooooaaaaahhhhhh!"

wool you believe me , im innocent
by patricia

oh is that the sound of music i can hear

whats that over there i see,
is it a innocent drink waiting for me,

Fruit that's not gone in an Innocent Smoothie??!! That really gets my goat!

OK, so they sheared the rest of me.. but why did they leave the clippers open on me 'ead?

i can see a innocent drink,
can you see 1 too,
with lots of healthy fruit,that are very good for you.

"The hills are alive......!!!" This is sooo my Julie Andrews moment.

ARGHGHHH WHATSS THIS I SEE BEFORE ME?

oh no. just a mirror. false alarm. ta.

this wool is exstremeley hot,
a nice innocent drink will do the job

Hi, I'm Bernard. I'm a goat. So what?

is this what they meant when they said innocent drinks make you lean i thought i would lose weight

Hmmm..why is there a camera on the hillside?xxx

is that a innocent smoothie i see over there?

Dam i forgot to put the bins out.

Nice cardigan... looked better on me though.

Dam, i forgot to put the bins out.

I know ewe love me...

go on give me a squeeze and see how nice I am

If that's the pan scourer, it must be one hell of a pile of washing up

And you think you're cold....

I tried gambling in the field but I got fleeced.

"if only the innocent customers would knit hats for us sheep...ahh well, just have to hope for a nice mild British Spring like the other sheep"

The first time he laid eyes on her.

"When I said I wanted two buds, I meant BEERS"

You can laugh at me now butt just wait until I'm a ram!!!!!

"They are there to help my mum wind the wool!"

"Twenty-four across is.....SHEARER!"

That's gotta hurt...

hrruumphh. That's the last time im playing Hide-and-Seek with Them

There's a WHAT under the bridge???

Hand over the sandwhich and no one gets hurt

What do you mean you thought I was a goat??

There must be shop around here somewhere, I am hungry.

Do you think my bum looks big in this??

oh no their off again, do I really have to follow, maybe they won't notice if I stay here.

Is it really?

All my life I've had this feeling that my legs aren't all the same length!

This will really confuse them when they hang my picture up wonky!

What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster?

I'm not a sheep, I'm a haggis in disguise!

I've tried standing closer and letting my eyes go all unfocussed but I STILL can't see Bruce Springsteen performing "Born in the USA" at Madison Square in that Magic Eye picture. And I do so love The Boss.

And just how does not knowing my daddy make me a b-a-a-a-ah-never-mind Im telling mum!

....and in September, when they boost the signal, these are all I'll need to pick up Freeview.

OK E.T., quit it - you're ruining my best shot!!!

Come on hurry up it's your Nan on the phone.

Wow - is that Julie Andrews?!

Suppose you think pinching my fleece for a new jumper really funny !!

Are you wearing my coat? Sheesh, and they told me it was too hot for to be wearing one in this weather!

" blimey - and you say it was called 'inception'?! "

"Maybe he'll look better from an angle... ah wait, he doesn't."

Ahem. Kindly insert a 'me' between 'for' and 'to' in my previous (sorry).

"Yep, I've nailed that 'innocent vulnerability' look."

"Really, you again?!"

"Stop singing 'Hello, Dolly!' it isn't funny any more!"

Ewe talkin' to meeeeeeee????

Must I always be the butt of all your jokes

Are you looking at me!

What do you mean, you thought I was a goat? Come over here and say it again.

Yeah hi, I'm looking for the care bear cousins?

Stop kidding around, are you coming or not

woo wee, shaun wolf whistled as the attractive new shearer left him naked on the hill.

"ooooo - what do you mean - mutton dressed as lamb?"

Do I look like a woolly jumper to you?????

If I tilt my head just right, I can pick up sky tv...

This is the look I had after trying this delicious drink. You can't tell but i'm actually very happy.

AAHH! Get out of my meadow.

Day 7 on the Ark and Larry was starting to get sea sick

But if you look at this way it sort of looks greener over on that side...

Ewe've goat to be 'kid'ding - who invited Nan?!

Betty knew she was over the hill when she requested a warm jumper for her birthday.

Anyone seen the kids?

Does this mean I'll be on Ewe-Tube?

Every time I say 'Just a trim, please' and I always come out the same.
Oh well, time to face the rest of the girls.

I suppose you realise your thumb's in shot..........

I suppose you realise your thumb's in shot, Shrek.

Mavis oi mavis did u turn the oven off?? (spoken in a yorkshire accent)

What's that you say.. We won the Olympics? Why didn't anyone tell me?!

Hello?!! You're a funny-looking sheep!

You can't pull the wool over my eyes

Sometimes you just have to stop bleating about things, and get on with it.

That 4x4 is never going to make it...

Everyone's always taking my wool. I'm so cold. Perhaps innocent smoothie drinkers will take pity on me and knit me a woolly hat if I strike a cute pose

Good luck herding me, I have no legs.

im so going to beat that other sheep to the patch of garss!

im going to get to the patch of grass before you mr. sheep!

Ooohhh the grass does look greener

I love walking alone! It give's me time to reflect on my innocent year's baa baa!

If I really concentrate I might see the Easter Bunny

Eunice hadn't realised that having only her right nails trimmed would have such an effect on her posture.

So always running round hills in the same direction does make your legs uneven! Damn.

I'll do anything..Just stop throwing me at your friends!

Don't you think puppy eyes are over rated??

You seen those Teletubbies?

Yes, I am the infamous source of wool for the Innocent hat knitting... If you want an autograph, get in line please.

I'm watching. I'm watching... Yes, I'm still watching.

Umm, just what am I watching, again?

You're sure it's safe? It definitely looks like a troll down there.

Mindful of the wish to retain her "Ewe"thful looks, Gretl was a little apprehensive about going over the hill.

OH Oh! here they come, the one in front is holding a map and the rest are just following like a load of.......

Come on, get out that car, into my field and say "Mint Sauce" to my face,

Thanks to Avatar, this photo won Sean the best animal film star lookalike competition 2011

Being mindful of retaining his dashing youthful looks, Gordy was keen not to be seen going over the hill.

Anyone seen my fleece?...

Yes, horns are back in this season.

Attention, humans, I have come for your females!

Oh! Hello! I didn't see ewe there.

I am the devil in sheep's clothing....

Cor! Look at that! Typical of humans, following one after the other!!

Clarence could remember up to around 10pm, but how he ended up naked, shaved and on the moors was still causing him a little confusion.

Hi how is the mobile reception where you?

Any know how to get superglue off? Well you know it was halloween a pair of horns seemed like a good idea

Simon says - lean to the right - ok then

Let me introduce myself I'm the first sheep shaped toboggan

Ewe make me feel like a natural sheep

What do you mean I look sheepish that's my best smile

Who?

'I shall say this only once, Baaaaaaaaaa'

When I'm calling EWE, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ooh.....

Don't you just love Sarah Lund's woolly jumper?!!

I'll have a lamb chop please. And cheese and biscuits for dessert.

Here's lookin' at ewe, kid...

Ever heard of the phrase 'take a picture it will last longer'?

When I heard she'd be running up that hill, I kind of expected Kate Bush...

So--I am here -stood high on a hill (and lonely). What did the goat hear?

No, the tower in Pisa is definitely straight!

So, lemme get this straight... You shaved me bare to make wool, to knit hats, to put on the top of REFRIGERATED smoothie bottles? What is wrong with you people?!?!

Who drank the smoothie ?
BAA if you think i'm Innocent

Please don't take my photo,i'm feeling a little sheepish

I'll count to 20,then you go and hide

Wish I'd stuck to Innocent, then the world wouldn't be at this crazy angle.

What are ewe looking at?

Here's looking at you kid...

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Hey, where did all the other kids go?

Doe ray me so baaaaaa la ti doe....

"Baaaa" a note to follow "so"...."Tea" a drink with jam and bread....

Oh no its another one of those funny tourists looking for a atmospheric photo and I've not even brushed my hair yet.

Oh my gosh. OH my gosh. Oh MY GOSH! Is that... IT IS! IT IS! IT'S... Wait a sec what IS that?

where' maaa juice

What's that, a purple apple tree!? Baaaa, l must be going blind...do they do eye surgery for sheep?

Ewe me?? No, i'm not following you...

I'm Horny, I'm Horny, Horny, Horny!

No added preservatives? What about Sheep?

Ok, I'll tell you how to look this good. See all the stuff growing on trees and out of the ground? It's the best thing you could ever eat!

Frankly my dear, I don't give a ram.

Laugh all you want, my wool will grow back...can't say the same about your hair...

Small horns, shaved wool - of course it's me! Who did U expect? Prince charming?

I'm not eating this green stuff again, it's made prongs sprout on my head.Give me some innocent

haha I just went to the toilet exactly where you're lying!

marco... polo (shirt)...

I'm horny... What? It's a fact!

Whoops! One step too many!!

"The hills are alive - with the sound of m-ewe-sic!"

Are you sure we can play over there

I'm not Alan.... I'm Baaarbaaara!

The more Ewe lean the more I lean!

Aaaadrian!

I really wish Julie Andrews would stop singing, so I could get some sleep.

Alright, alright, next one to say my nose looks like Mickey Mouse gets the 'orns. Got it?

This grass gives me the runs. I'd do anything for a bit of fruit.

Are you saying my bum looks big in this?

Hey. What are you looking at?

Hey, who are you calling a sheep? I'm a llama!

I prefer to live au naturel!

My nose is shaped like a heart. That's right. Love me!

Do I look Horny?

Do you really think I'm Innocent and smooth! x

What are you doing now!?!

Did you take the pic yet? Doeas my hair look ok?

The hills are alive with the sound of smoothies!

Bah Bah Innocent,
Have you any juice?
Bah bah yes bah, 3 Bottles Full
One for the Billy Goat
One for the doe
And one for the little kid who's looking at you now!

*looking at an innocent smoothie*
"Ooh Look At The Oranges on that one"

and if u did a Lady one it could be

"Ooh Look At The Banana On That One"

:)

Erm,i need help to open my drink please.

Bah, Please may I cross the bridge to the other side where the Juice is much juicier!

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a mons... No, I can't believe it... It's Bo Peep! BO! How the devil are you?

LoveSheep loves to lovingly watch you drinking this lovely juice.

Seriously - call me Lamb Chop one more time and I'm butting your butt right off this hill, sunshine.

what's this fuss about a wolf? I'm smooth yess, but innocent ;)

As the 23rd Annual Staring Contest began, Clive wondered if he'd left the oven on.

I feel like a little devilish today

So.. what do you think of the new 'short-back-and-sides look'?

Baaaa naaaaa naaaaaa

You do know I'm pooping. You're photographing my poop face.

And if i tilt my heat to the left a bit im sure we can get a better signal.

Me? Horny? Never!

Yes I know I'm cute.

I didn't steal the smoothies i'm Innocent it was ewee!!!

What do you mean "mint sauce"????

Are eweee my mummy??

So peaceful today...Wait! What is that? Is it...It can’t be...It’s Julie Andrews! Again!

No dear, your bum doesn't look big in that...

MUUUUST HAVE IIIIINOCENT DRIIIIINKS!!!

BRAAAINSSSS

how many times do i have to tell you thats not my wool! oh wait HEY!!!!

i like turtles.

"Does this angle make me look fat?"

I'm a goat on the edge! I have horns and I'm not afraid to use 'em.

Long live Alex.

No, it can't be... How did ALL that fruit fit in there??

I'm a sheep on the edge... I have horns and I'm not afraid to use 'em.

you can stare all you like lemur, but i aint blinking.

How dare you come onto my mountainside and fart.

Baaaaaaaaachoo lookin' at??!

"Hello my name is shaun and I'm an addict". Hello Shaun.

"Well, it all started when I found a bottle on the hillside, I took a lick and I was hooked, I spent my days looking for more and more bottles. In the end when I couldn't enough for my habit I went down the hillside to the local shop, they wouldn't let me in to buy my favourite banana & strawberry innocence smoothie, so here I am at Innocent Anonymous".

please step off the grass.

Wha...is he doing what I think he's doing behind that bush?! Daft humans, we sheep are far too superior to squat.

Top o' the morning to ewe!

i really like grass you know, all green and yummy. ooh look a mockingbird!

who are you staring at?

Baaaaaa!

so I've got a heart shaped nose- I happen to love it!!!!

Stop calling me a sheep, it really gets my goat!!

Dave?!...Is that you?

If I whistle in tune will it get me on Ewe-Tube?

"I wish I didn't have two legs longer than the others, once I climb up somewhere there's only one way down..."

Right which one of ewe took my coat!

So that's why goats have one set of legs shorter than the other. Now. How do I get down?

naa it was not me that trod the oranges i am innocent

They said that if you tilt your head like this it says gullible on that camera. . .

Hi I'm Shaun nice to meet you!

Ah I see he's got one of those Nikon 2500s...

Hay, I'm Shaun from Hornsey.
If ewe'll be my Camel I'll be your date and all the five a day ewe'll ever need, baa none!

You Shepherd, me Bush. Not too innocent, innit!!

George was relieved to hear that the new sheepdog was a fruitarian...

Yodel-ayhee, Yodel-ayhee, Yodel-ayhee-ewe!

Just checking I'll be able to see Kate and Wills from here!

transcendental meditation completely sorted me out, try it bro.

What ! You’ve never seen a sheep going up an escalator

I'm too sexy for these horns!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No it's just another sheep!

That spliff has gone straight to my head, man. Hold on... is that a camera? Ah, it's cool, that'll be the whole 'paranoia' thing Dave told me about. I wish someone would to the shop for me, I've got a hankering for some Pringles.

Why are ewe so lopsided?

Yes, this is a high hill!

No you are not a lonely goat-herd!

No, I will not pretend to be a goat!

And STOP yodeling!

Ewes know : it's devilishly innocent.

Mmmmm..I am head over heels for Innocent smoothies..No wait..I am simply legless!

Oo yes girlfriend, I love musicals. How did you guess?
Now, 'Hello Dolly', that's so my favourite. They named it after my Mum you know, yeh they totally did!

Ooh, I could crush a grape!
Is that how they make those smoothies? They must be tough like me.
Chase me, chase me!

I can see you,can you see me ?

Coming to a screen near you.

It's no use trying to look so innocent, you old smoothie - you did the deed and now it's time for you to say "I'll stand by ewe".

I'm watching ewe...

Horny....me.....?

You can take me anywhere and you will get a mobile phone reception with my two anntenaes!

Sorry, what? Yes I'm purebred. No, I'm not "wonky". Well, maybe a bit. Can you tell?

When they say RAM they do mean Recently Applied Makeup don't they?

Put the mint sauce down...... I know karate

When they say RAM they do mean Recently Applied Makeup, don't they?

I realised it was impossible to try and beat Oscar at poker - he just didn't have any tells.

When I asked for a white wedding dress I expected something a little less woolly!

Sk-ewe Whiff

Now just to do my fly up without looking down, and I think I've got away with it.

Right deep breath - the rest of the flock are going to go mental when they see my new Ugg boots

Innocent smoothies. So good, even ewe will want one.

Can a girl get ANY privacy around here????

I did'nt do it?

"Mairzy Doats and Dozy Doats and Liddle Lamzy divy......!"

Moooooooo, I mean Baaaaaa, I mean woof... oh now i've completely forgotten what I am ... anyone got a mirror?

Daaaaaaad! Why do I always have get in the back end of the Sheep costume?

Does this outfit make me look fat?

I'm a little horney

Hey, check out my impression of a cloud.

No, I wouldn't recommend my Baaber!

Billy Goat? No, I'm Billy Idol!

No, I wouldn't recommend my Baaber. I asked for the Billy Idol, not the Billy Goat cut!

Why am I looking Sheepish? Der!!

Staring competition in 3...2...1...GO!

Call yourseff a professional photographer & you can't even hold the camera straight!

Mwah-hah-hah. Fall before my power, for I am the Sheep who stares at Men!

I could do with an Innocent juice... Time to "ram" raid the fridge!

"Ewe see I am not at all
Baa-rmy....just an innocent little smoothie really!!....

Coming ....... ready or not!

ninety nine a hundred .... coming ready or not!

'Oi. You been stealin' my WiFi?'

'Is it just me, right, or has everything gone a bit wonky?'

'Come on, right on me 'ead. I won't burst the ball this time, promise'

'Bah, bah, white sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir-' Oh, it just doesn't have the same ring to it!

Smile... smile... ok just take the picture already

No way, did you seriously forget the picnic basket?

does this coat look good on me or does it make my bottom big?

This is my prize for them using my wool for those little hats. I want compensation.

Can we take that again?

More muffins? Ok...here we go.

Giggady? Never heard of it.

Cellar Door.

Picnic dead ahead. Move in lads!

Wow! They've built a road. I wondered what all the noise was!

They found the tunnel Tom. We're just going to have to escape through the wire...

COOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEE...
you're going to faallll o-ver...

Insert straw here

oh! gravity works...

Grass skirts are so this season you know!

Hey! Wha cha doin' ? ??

Mum!....are we nearly there yet???

yodelayheehoo

'I thought you said it was dress down day"

'Grass is good, grass is good, grass is good, grass is good...'

sat here counting sheep...rather be dreaming of all things innocent!

Hey you!, yes you, don't walk all over my lunch.

ewe i love a camera, is this my best side?

ewe like me? oh thanks ewe are so kind

what do you call a deer with no eye?

My tiara will look better once the bling is in place.

oh, oh here they come following like a load of.....treading all over my lunch!

Here comes that farmer who stole my coat! Payback time!

baah baah baah?

Woof! Ok I'll get my coat, where's it gone?

Don't blame me, I'm innocent!

That's him, he's the one that tried to milk me! Does this LOOK like an udder?

. . . oh the shame.

But my grass is so......wait a minute! The grass IS greener over there!

WHERE IS MY INNOCENT DRINK SOOO THIRSTY IN THIS HOT WEATHER ???

which way to the wedding ?

this picture's going to cost you, you know...

In this baa-my weather all I need is a nice cold Innocent drink!

A wolf in sheep's clothing? Don't be so ridiculous!

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who are you talkin' to?

... You talkin' to me?"

What ewe looking at??

Don't follow me - I haven't got a clue.

Ahem, I will have you know that there are NO black sheep in my side of the family!

Poor Larry....he was only ever 'three bags full', is you know what I mean......

*if*

Um, excuse me Ms Andrews? It's lovely that the hills are alive with the sound of music, but it really is terribly early in the morning, and I'm very sleepy...do you have to sing so loud?

wooooooooooo
baaarbraaa sterisand !

Larry's audition for 'the sheep that stare at goats' seemed to be going rather well.

Brr it's cold up here! Does anyone have a spare jumper?

This is Steve, he just realised after a long trek up the mountain that he left his innocent smoothies at the bottom he was wondering if he could borrow your parachute

No pal, I can't say "cheese" 'cos I have my mouth full of grass.

Oh What?! You just sat on my favourite blade of grass I was gunna eat that.

No pal, I can't say "cheese". My mouth is full of grass.

Did you just sing "Slurpy, Slurpy, Sheep, Sheep"?

What IS she wearing... oh dear...

"Theres no such thing as a Taranchula Crab, and anyway what would one be doin on the back of my head?"

Brr its cold up here! Does anyone have a spare jumper?

Oh wow, the grass really is greener on this side!

99, 100. Here I come - oh, you're not very good at this hide and seek thing are you?

Did someone mention smoothies?

Uh, Clyde, I think you should come and see this...

INNOCENT
Ewe know it makes sense !!!

INNOCENT
MY GOODNESS !!!

"I told you before - I've got an exclusive contract with David Attenborough. Now switch that camera off!"

If you're looking for me, try the meat counter.

If he didn't turn around, nobody would notice he's sat in cowpat again.

Never...trust...a sheep.....

Raaa,bam,ewe..um, I mean eaaa, bam, rew...er, baaa, eam, rewe..oh I give up

Sheeps? Sheepses? Sheepseseseses? Look I don't know what more than one sheep is called, OK?

A black sheep walks into a baaaaa......

I may not be much of a jumper but I'm still woolly!

What did the cloned sheep say to the other sheep? . . I am ewe.

Baaaahahaha!

I'm blue-sky thinking, of course!

After four succulent legs of lamb, the farmer realised it was time to go for the chops!

What do you mean, you put up a sign about the quicksand? You think I can read?

After a heavy night on the hill, Steve felt totally legless.

After a heavy night on the hill, Steve felt totally legless.

*naughty version* After a heavy night on the hill, Steve felt totally legless. And ever so slightly horny.

Peek a Baa!

Paparazzi, Can they ever take a camera shot right?

what IS that Friday song by Rebecca Black on about? Baaaaaa

It's my field. Now bleat it!

I've got horns and cloven hooves - how can I possibly be innocent?

No, I'm not jealous of Wills and Kate. One day I also will be minted!

Loook into my eyes....you are feeling sheeeepy......

ewe sees god
get it? huh? read it backwards?

you will rue the day you crossed me. RUE IT I TELL YOU!

Don't look at me...I'm innocent!

No-one told me that Figaro was the Barber of Seville.

First you take my coat, then my picture, now you take my juice. Oh go on, drink it all up. There we go.

Wimbledon 125. Strawberries and Cream? No thanks, I'll be on the grass man.

I know what you're thinking! What came first, the sheep or the grass???

I may look like a tennis ball but I'm keeping off the white lines this Wimbledon!

Ok, so I don't have a balanced diet!

Does this count as my 1 in 5 a day?

Can I take ewe out for an Innocent Drink?

I am not as Innocent as I look :)

Get my coat, we're leaving...

What do you know? The grass really is greener on the other side!

Apparently, I heard, that Innocent have been recruiting animals to front their new marketing campaign. Talking animals, eh? Whoever heard the like?

I see dead people.

this juice will put a spring in your step - enjoy!

Baaaaaa....ba....baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Wait... Is the flash on? It always makes me look pasty.

This was the last photo on Bob's camera.

Innocent until proven guilty!

Meh.

Eat fruits and give a break to my breasts !

ewe can't pull the wool over my eyes! twoof your five a day?

I've heard my coat is popular in H&M

My summer coat looks gooooood

Yep, one step closer and I swear to God, I'm gonna go postal. Yep, that's right. Don't be fooled by my soft woolly exterior, or my heart-shaped nose... Seriously now!

The hills are alive, with the sound of mooosic... What? I'm a sheep? Gutted.

Phillip wasn't entirely sure what was happening over there, but he was sure he would never look at fruit and veg in quite the same way again...

Here I am, and I am awesome

Don't just stand there - I'm sinking!

I'm wearing zebra print wellington boots don't you know! i'm rather fond of my adoptive african cousin, once removed of course.

Steve wondered if our Innocent cameraman recognised him. It's been 3 years since he got lost berry-picking and he hasn't shaved since.

Hover Sheep is watching you.

I thought the rhyme was oranges and lemons. Where do I come in?

Sheep-Shy smoothie is looking for fun-loving soulmate. Must like fluffy beds and original combinations of fruit (and occasional shot of wheat-grass). Please call the number below. We have voice mail. And a tiny ringing bell.

Short back and sides I said. Honestly, never go to a goat barber.

They said it was grass...I think it was weeds

Yeah, thats right. I have horns. Whats your problem?!

Are ewe talkin' to me?

One of a crowd

Hover Sheep is watching you.

Could you break a fiver?

When ewe think about it, everyone loves innocents smoothies!

Marion looked like a cloud before she discovered black lipstick and eye shadow.

Dolly wanted an innocent smoothie but sheep-ut her feet in the wrong direction!

Yup, your bum does look big in that.

Silencing his critics, Bernard rolled past on his mountain goat board.

I swear I left my smoothie right there...!

that last tequila shot was a bad idea

Nice to see you... to see you...

I wont bite. I'm all about the love. And I've got a heart shaped nose to prove it!

Baa baah black sheep? Do you see any black ones round here?

Nobody told Sherman that the Mickey Mouse-shaped nose transfer was permanent.

Stephen coyly tilted his head to one side, and in the best Joey accent he could muster, uttered the immortal line... "How ewe doin'"

I've told you once already... You're Baaaaarred!

He's saying 'flim flam... flim flam... that's a word... right?

Er...lads. You know we thought the world was flat...?

If you let me come and visit you, I promise I wont eat everything in sight! well you cant expect me to eat your TV, table or chairs.. so your slippers, clothes, and all your food will do!

Ive got to get this timing perfect! Go to the camera man looking cute then steal his innocent smoothie and run!

What's up dawg?!?!

I know I said i'd give my right leg for a healthy alternative to grass, but this is getting ridiculous...*sigh* just give me the smoothie..

Love love love innocent fruit juice....

"Sheep May Safely Graze"? Can't say I have. You hum it and I'll play along.

Why be sheepish about summerwear? You are just as Innocent as me.

Hey mate, take a picture; it lasts longer!

You cannot be more naked or more Innocent than me.

Sheeeee'll be coming 'round the mountain when?

Antenna's up...check. Top of a hill...check. What the..! Still noise!? Probably that dude with that camera over there, move it!

Sheepy often glazed over when thinking about how to get her five a day. Luckily for her, Innocent had done the hard work on her behalf.

I love been me in this lush green field. I feel realy bad for them Unfortunate humans in London bbaarr.

"Did someone say jam sandwiches? Ooooh, they're my favourite they are!"

And as you can see, Raymond does a staggering impression of a lopsided sheep in the mountains

Nope. The song lied. No one's coming round the mountain.

What do you mean, 'it looks like you've got teats on your head' ?

You wouldn't believe the stockings I've got on behind this grassy knoll

What do you mean grass smoothies don't exist?

I'm not pouting, this is how I look all the time. Turn it to the right. No, MY right. Just give me the camera.

Why is that man coming towards me with a jar of mint sauce?

'You looking at me?'

Dolly the sheep says she loves all innocent smoothies, but sheep-refers orange and apple juice!

I have heart shaped nostrils because I love you ... I mean ewe.

Some say I look a little like a rabbit ewe know...

What's up Buttercup?

Who drew a heart on my nose!?

Are you laughing at my moustache?

If I stand really really still maybe the room will stop spinning!

But how did everyone know he'd been sightseeing in Pisa?

It wasn't until halfway up the mountain that Mary realised she'd left the iron on

The love sheep stood in disappointment. After days of walking to the other side of the hill, he realised the grass wasn't actually any greener.

My name is Princess Ewegenie, like my hat ... oops it's slipped.

I may look as though butter wouldn't melt, but I'm not as Innocent as my favourite drink!

Right, come on you fruity lot, get your caption written then clear off. I'll grow horns if I stand here much longer....

AHEM. Doe a lemur a fe-male lemar, ray a drop of inn-o-cent, le a name I call my-self, far- a place of which I dreampt, so, I'm eating fruit and veg, la- sing-ing be-hind my hedge, tea, replaced it with a smoo-thie- and that brings us back to...

ooo is that a grape?

Who's that trit-trotting over my Land?

"Bloody tourists"

Innocent? Me? Well it was the look I was going for.

Human newsreaders are only visible from the waist up too, but they don't have a jaunty camera angle to work.

I see you looking at me and I know what you're thinking.
Does he bite?
Am I safe?
Is this one of the fabled Killer Sheep I've read about on t'internet?
Well, my friend, all I can say is, keep that fruity goodness coming and you won't have to find out.
Trust me, you don't want to find out.
Baaa.

Did somebody say picnic?

"Look, I can make my nose look like a heart."

First reveal after my nose job, like it do ewe...?

sorry matie, i'm not of the area.

Is that the fresh mountain air I can smell, or ...

does my face look more INNOCENT from this angel?

Just a minute... Ahh, that's it. Carry on.

Did somebody say mint sauce?

Did somebody say mint sauce?

What are you bleating on about?

I'm a celebritewe at last! If only mum and dad could see me now :)

Blimey, these humans clearly think i'm beautiful. Good job i'm winner of the 100 metres ewelympics.

Ooooh, maybe if I ate more Innocent Veg Pots I could shift this big bottom that keeps following me around.

does my bum look big in this?

You're innocent?... No one's saying you're guilty buddy why so defensi... You're going to put my face on the side of a bottle?! There's no need to make threats pal, no one needs to get hurt here...

Dolly was rather sheepish when it came to horniness.

My role as the Innocent QS* is to ensure this is counts as one of your 5 a day....check!
*quirky sheep

Hello
Don't suppose there are two little woolly hats left over from your Big Knit?

Who'd have thought that those hair sticks would look so good on me?

Love at first sight. I knew you'd feel it too.

You return my coat THEN we'll talk about you getting your wallet back.

What do you mean 'fell asleep on a pair of scissors'?

Yes, yes, Mint sauce, very funny. By the way, have you met my friend Mr Lion?

Unfortunately, nobody quite believed in Nora's passion for knitting until she became literally entangled within her ambitious sheep project

I love innocent baa-nana smoothies.

Who are ewe?

Why am I in this small box?

Who are ya? Who are ya?

...so the bear was right, it is just the other side of the mountain...

Can ewe feel it, can ewe feel it, can ewe feel it! Woooo!

Innocent, is that really you?

Ok tell me, do I look less sheepish if I hunch down on one side?

Hey Lovely!
If you give me a sip of your drink, I'll let you use my nose as a stamp... deal?

Oh god, it's happened again....

I’m sure she said that the hills would be alive with the sound of music, but I have been out here all day now – and nothing!

"What's that comin' over the hill? Is it a sheepster? Is it a sheepster?"

ewe, me..staring competition..GO!

My favourite song is Mousse T for some reason i can't get it out of my head....I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I knew Innocent Smoothies were gooooooood, but didnt know they were this good

There was an eery pause before Jill realised she was about to be thrown at someone on facebook

That's the last time I go there for a pedicure. They've taken at least two inches more off my right hooves.

So be honest, should I go with these gorgeous stilettos, or on the other hand wear the sensible trainers?

No Goaty. Getting a heart shaped tattoo on your nose will not make me love you anymore.

Pardon me sir, but I can't help but notice a rather awful pong emanating from your hind quarters. Do be a gentleman and stand down wind.

Make me look like Hellboy and this is what i got...

Mummy says my uneven legs make me special.

Are ewe looking at me?

Typical. The one day I leave my allergy medication at home and the pollen count goes through the roof.

I've changed the background to make me a magic eye; can you see me? yet?

So, who won?

Damn these hooves, I cant open the bottle, oi! you! with the camera! open my smoothie!

I thought the invite said toga party! I can't help it if I'm dyslexic.

Where is the winner announced, please?

Look at me im soo innocent..JOKE! I just drove my SUV into your house, cya suckas!!!!!! >=D

Come on, Innocent. Don't leave us on tenterhooves. Who won?

11th May came and went but I'm still here!

Pliss, who is winning these captionings?

Where are the winners listed?

Bump, bump

Sorry to bother you... you don't happen to have the time, do you?

Very sorry to anyone who missed our post announcing the winner and runners up. It's here: <a href="http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/2011/07/rejoice-the-sheep-has-a-voice.html">http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/2011/07/rejoice-the-sheep-has-a-voice.html</a>

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