fancy seeing your words on our bottoms?
Yep. You read it right. Your words. On our bottoms.
A couple of years ago, we ran a competition to come up with funny stuff to go on the bottoms of our bottles.
Loads of you entered, it took us weeks to whittle down the entries
and in the end, there were so many gems, we decided to pick 7
winners instead of 3.
Since we're all about fresh and finger-on-the-pulse type thinking (and because our bottle man, Simon O, thought it was high time our bottoms had another face lift) we're doing it again.
So if you fancy writing something funny for our bottoms and having your words read by millions, here are the rules:
- Messages must be 40 characters or less.
- Spaces, hyphens, apostrophes and stuff all count as a
character.
- Leave your entry as a comment to this blog post.
- Fill in the email bit when you leave a comment so that we can
get in contact with you if you win.
- As many entries per person as you like.
- Extra points for making us laugh.
- Our 3 favourites will be used on millions of bottles across the
land. Something to tell the grandkids/impress future spouse/pop on
the CV.
- We'll send the 3 winners lots of smoothies too.
- The deadline is Midnight on Sunday 31st
January
- So be quick (and funny).
This competition has now closed. thanks to everyone who entered. We're going to read through them all this week and then announce the winners next week.
Comments
Told you the answer wasn't at the bottom of a bottle
wrong way up mate
Does my smoothie look big in this
Don't roll me, SHAKE me
My lid's not loose is it?
.. -. -. --- -.-. . -. - love morse code
MMMMMMMM, tasted good, huh?
So you've finished drinking me, now sing wildly into me...
2 down 3 to go! (5 a day)
I'm feeling fruity! Take my top off...
message ON a bottle
I better not be disappearing while you read this!
Sugar and spice and all things nice… nope just Innocent fruit!
Arrr Matey's... Ahoy the treasures inside.
Take a sip and recycle me quick!
Yummy in my tummmy :)
Depressed that I’m all gone? Try tying someone’s pyjama bottoms together… and watch this space!
If you can read this clearly, then there’s still some of me left in there!
Bottle/Vase/Bowling Pin
oi!...that tickles!
You've got the lid on, right?
ahh,the last resort for a bored child. 'fraid not, kid
quick! while nobody's looking,lets turn this thing into a blog! yeah, lets do this! start having a conversation, somebody.please...
Hello, hope you enjoyed the drink.
aaaarrrrgggghhh! not the bin! put me down! i'm too young!
Nope, you didn't leave your car keys under me.
I'm getting to the bottom of this!
Ooh, naughty. Hee he.
Empty??? Time to get another one, what you waiting for??!
Made you look. Made you stare...
Smile! You turned my frown upside down
What came first, the bottle or the bottom?
Pervert
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Bottoms up!
Love me? Love my bottom.
___________ the bottom line ___________
Go read a book!
1. Turn over 2. Remove cap 3. Drink
cant talk, drinking.
I like you.
take only what you need
The drink comes out the other end.
Ever drunk a smoothie from a shoe?
help I'm trapped in this smoothie bottle!
Shaken. Not stirred.
Eat my bottoms!
I see you, baby.
My other bottom is a lid
Does my bottom look big in this?
Are you on my side?
Ooh Sailor!
Upside down. Boy, you turned me.
First time, right?
how do snow plough drivers get to work?
how was the bungee jump invented and why?
In emergency, break rules.
I'm easier to drink from the other end!
Whoa headrush!
I Love you from the Heart of my Bottom xx
don't get fruity with me
Go commando!
If you knew smoothie like I know smoothie!
We Like big bottle bottoms and we can not lie you other smooties can't deny!
Bottoms are this season's tops. Invert!
Australian? Try other end!
butt out
drink this !!!!
Parp.
shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shat that smoothie!
I can see right up your nose.
Does my smoothie look big in this?
Like what you see!?
shake, shake shake, shake shake shake, shake that smoothie!
The other end is nigh.
Bottoms Up .....To Fruit !!
There's been a mix up.
I'm all shook up.
Drink me.... go on!, you know you want to!
How would you like it if i tipped you on your head?!
Bottoms Up!
Bottom is the new Black
top in Australia
Move on - nothing to see here
Oooh - feeling fruity?
Kiss my butt
light!! blinding!!
That's right - mix it up a bit!
Base in your face!
if you can see this, you're doing it wrong.
This is a smoothie yoga move. Ohm.
give me some air!!!
Recycle me, I need a new image!
You just see right through me, don't you?
I saw the light... and chose Innocent drinks!
One small drink for mankind, one giant leap for Innocence.
In Australia they drink from this end
I can never find the sell by date either
Shaken not stirred!
From the bottom of my bottom I love you!
Hope you did the lid up properly
Warning: armpit ticklers in operation
So you just thought you would turn me over eh!
hands up if you're wearing pink knickers
I can see right up your nose.
you look gorgeous from up here
Everybody in the drinks aisle is looking at you!
This way up - Notttttt!
Ooooh - haven't you got cold hands!
No lumpy bits to see here!
wow
Help! Help! I'm being groped!
Freddie Starr Drank My Smoothie
Let me out of this plastic prison.
I hope you put the lid on tight!!!
The orange just got dumped. He’s crushed.
The orange just got dumped. He's crushed.
Stop feeling my bottom! (In braille please)
The orange just got dumped. He's crushed.
Turn me and drink
The orange just got dumped.He's crushed
I left a ring on your table
(sorry, computer kept bugging!)
you've got some bottle coming round here!
I need a bottom lift!
Kiss my bottom!
You can kiss my bottom
Kiss my peachy bot!
Don't worry, I think you have a cute bottom too :o)
Warning: your lap may now be wet
other way up.....
please recycle me
this end is a kaleidoscope.
Shake me up, before you go go...
look, mum, i'm doing a headstand!
Blue Peter space rocket part no. 1
You have a peachy bottom.Mine’s banana-y
hey, i've noticed you around.. fancy a drink?
Upside down is this season's black.
stick no bills
smoothie as an innocents bottom
is your bottom a peach like this healthy sweet treat
made you look
HELP im naked
No WMD here either!
best before empty
Don't let the milkfloat drive your mind!
you call this bottomless?
Other end up
god bless you for drinking me
never hold above head height
Why are you looking at my bum?
Bott you looking at?
How bored at you?
The End
Rear of the Year
You've got to the bottom of it
Kisses on the bottom :-)
Bet you wish you'd bought one as well
Made you smile :)
You're too big to fit in here!
100% bottomproof
You look great, that colour suits you!
Did contain fruit
I'm Innocent I tell you, INNOCENT!!
You look nice, love the hair!
Bottom Reader
(as opposed to bottom feeder :))
I’m innocent – leave my bottom alone!
The other way is up!
or
Tip for the top!
This is the only downside
Did you drink this quickly to see what was on my bottom
Bottoms up!
OK, now **sparkle**!
Bottoms up! Sorry...down.
my booty's too fruitylicious for you!
One of the best bottoms around
It's hard being an overweight smoothie...
Now you have seen my bottom - RECYCLE ME
The message is IN the bottle...
I wish I was a bottle top.
Doh!
The Smoothies...
Gosh your hands cold!
Bottoms up! Sorry...down
I hope you've still got the lid on..
I wish I was a bottle top.
Made in England
Bottoms up
i can't be that innocent if i've got a bottom!
Does my bum look big in this?
lost innocence!
Think yourself lukcy I'm a nice round bottom.
j'lo has the greatest ASS ever.
(_!_)
oo ee oo ah ah
Like what you see ?
same time tomorrow?
My other bottle is not so innocent.
Shake it like a polaroid picture
as pert as a peach!
If the cap's off, your feet are fruity!
If only my gf's bottom was this good
The bottom of my heart
Help! I`m trapped in a bottle factory - you are my only hope of escape!
You've got a lot of bottle.
I told you we'd get to the bottom of this!
Ow, what's occuring?
I'm too fruity for this bottle
I can has cheezeburger naow?
You're making me blush
Shake me well – or the good bits will go to my bottom.
Upside down, boy you turn me...
I'm exposing myself in public
may contain fruit
Other way up
Life's better at the top
Hey there beautiful!
sorry, no egg.
Hello cheeky!
What did you find at the bottom of the bottle?
Wanna go for a drink?
I hope that's you without the make up!
Reading bottle bottoms is a sign of frustration
See I've got no bits!
Hope you kept the lid on...
Hello gorgeous!
I'm upside down.
Bonjour! Je suis la derriere! A bientot!
I saw you looking.. Liked it didn't you?
CALL 020 8600 3939 TO SPONSOR OUR BOTTOMS!
right, now that's innocent!
You turn my world upside down...I like it
Finished? Now recycle me.
Oi, cheeky! There's nothing for you there!
Hello! I'm your brand new telescope!
I'm still stuck in a bottle factory.
Do you mind? I'm playing hide and seek.
My bottom never did look good in plastic.
This is where yours will be going when you're finished with me!
What exactly were you expecting to find here?
If we could serve it in a coconut we would...
I hope you have the cap on...
seriously - get a life. or another innocent smoothie.
I bet you wish you had one of these!
Peeping Tom? Lucky I'm not topless
If you are reading this, you must be bored!
Aha! Made you look.
What other things stand on their bum?!
You turn my world upside down
Made you look!
The smoothie is not enough.
Finally, getting to the bottom of this mystery!
You are a winner! With wet feet.
Go get another bottle, or get a life!
Ooh la la
XXX... Kisses on the bottom, loves!
It's what's underneath that counts.
In fruit emergency break glass
In another time and place this would be funny!
Write a letter and post me out to sea!
It's not so romantic.
Push Here.
What, you thought something would happen?
To see your message here, call us now!
No, I'm not wearing anything underneath. Pervert.
Other way down
Looking at my bottom? Not so innocent after all, eh?
tweet me quick
Most brands pay folk for this
No leaks... good! Keep drinking!
Not this way up.
The rest is silence.
Other end, doofus!
!deppart m'I - pleH
Don't open this way up!
shake my bottom!!!!
Sedimentation gives no nutrition!
wink wink :)
Looking at my bottom? Not so innocent after all, eh?
Dispose of tastfully (and the bottle)
This way up...NOT!
Ooh, saucy.
Look really closely...
Now you just look silly.
Innocent or Guilty? Let's get to the bottom of this.
Japanese people film this
drink me
Rear of the year!
Need Lube
Yes, it is rather firm..
Ooh..ooh no that feels funny! Turn me back over!
Fat bottom, thin
go on, taste it!
I'm innocent, Honest!
Ensure cap on before reading (unless empty.. & dry)
When I grow up, I'm going to be the lid
You only want me for my antibodies
Help me. Please. I've been trapped in here for days.
Totally topsy-turvy
No messages in this bottle
innocent in-no-sense
Stop it! People are looking!
I see you baby!
rejuice, reuse and recycle
Rub vigorously to release magic genie
You should'nt drink from bottoms
Don't forget to recycle me! I hate the bin
Bottoms up!
All the juice is rushing to my lid!
I'm small but perfectly formed!
You look lovely today.
If reading mid-swig, it WILL come out in the wash
oooh I feel all naked!
Stick your tongue out and touch your nose
Like what you see?
Love Juice
Congradulations! You're the 100th viewer!
It's OK. When they see the bottle they won't think you're mad
It reigns when it pours!
Let's get to the bottom of this
What, waste a great chance to chat more?
I am not a hat.
I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
I've been good today :o)
Kiss my bottom.
What exactly did you expect to find?
This cannot be easily erased.
You can't have everything. where would you put it?
'sup dude!
Imagine if you would read an TALK at the same time!
Hope you remembered to keep the lid on.
Well, hello. Do you come here often?
'Sup! (from other end)
This Way Up...
..NOT!!
Well, hello there. Feeling fruity?
More fruity than a Carry On film
Don't know where to start?
I think therefore I am... I think.
It's lonely down here
I will self destruct in 3...2...1
You drunk me. NOW I DRINK YOU.
67% of stats are made up....fact!
Either you're standing on your head or I'm on your shoe
Got then fruit sweats? Me too.
Want to talk politics?
You've seen mine, now show me yours.
To hear rushing waves, listen other end
How's the weather outside? Chilly in here.
You should drinking me from the other side.
Nothing to see here
your thought is processing
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM. BUM.
The wheels on the bus go round and round....
Yes, it's like a small bongo. No, it won't sound much cop
listen to your body sing with zingy joy
You should try drinking me from the other side.
typing mistake sorry.
Yes, you can be my friend.
Now, what more could you make of this?
Top this!
Ogling my bottom? You're not innocent!
If your looking at mine can i look at yours?!
Eek, all the fruit just rushed to my head!
Warning: contains yummy goodness
take me to your feeder
This bottle intentionally left fruity.
How did i know you would look down here!
ooooh! Shiny red ball!
Pinch my peachy bum! You know you want to
Nothing to see, move along
The end (well, the other one at least)
Life is for the living
I hope you've got the lid on
did you find what you were looking for?
Warning: might result in eternal youth
Hope you're having a lovely Thursday!
(Ok, most of the time it doesn't make sense, but 1/7th of the time you'd go "wow how does a smoothie know what day it is?")
You've been smoothied!
To drink from this end do a handstand
Reasons to be Cheerful.
Sip Me.
Ooh, all the smoothie is rushing to my head!
At bottom every smoothie knows well enough that he is a unique being, only once on this earth (Nietzsche)
Message in a bottle no.1: I love you
Message in a bottle no.2: Nice shoes!
Message in a bottle no.3: You're lovely!
Message in a bottle no.4: Thank you!
Let's do the time warp!
I hope you put the lid on first
The end is another beginning.
Don't know where to start?
Make a joyful noise.
Can I be your favorite color?
Hug someone - you feel better then.
Buried treasure.
in russia they turn YOU up-side-down
No, this & 4 olives added to gin doesn't count
Fun, yes. Entertaining for 6 stops... a stretch.
Congrats you've found the hidden message
i thought your lips were the best
Your going down
You now have smoothie on your shoes
I just spilt all over your new jeans
1. Go on, give your monkey's donkey a kiss.
2. There's nobody here but us chickens.
3. TV's Oz Clarke is behind you.
4. RaRa-ah-ah-ah Roma Roma-ma GaGa Oh la-la
5. Drink yerself fitter!
Beats gazing at t'other end when done, trust us
NEWSFLASH....You are cool!
please see other end for hole
Healthy warning:
It's healthy, be warned.
Yo momma so fruity…
Kiss it
Smack it
The best foundations need a firm bottom.
message on a bottle
If you kiss me I may or many not turn into a prince
You are a smoothie operator
The earth is what we all have in common.
Shaken*, not stirred
(*may need shaking...)
Smoothie Criminal
Pure love in a bottle
Notice to aliens: place probe in other end
No bananas harmed making this smoothie
(obviously only works for some flavours)
Stamp out flippant packaging text!
Draw round me. That's what circles look like.
FREE DEIRDRE!!
Next weeks lottery numbers will be 03-12-18-24-27-36 ... go on, give it a go!
You 'da boss! 'Dis 'de EMboss!
Have a lovely day :-)
100% natural. That’s our bottom line.
1 2 3 4 Can I have a little more?
Bob says hi
whoa...i'm getting dizzy
Innocent haiku = poetry in a bottle
I like your point of view.
I love you from the bottom of my bottom
Nice eyes
Nice ass
So you think this is the end of me, huh?
Base - The Final Frontier
I like big bottoms and I cannot lie
Love me, love my bottom
two down three to go
get back to work
Sexy yet Innocent. Its a good life.
30% easier than using a blender on the tube
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in a world without limits who needs lids
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Always the butt of the joke!
Keep calm and carry on.
seeking sim. GSOH, own fridge or lunchbox
Thirsts the worst
Hold two to eyes- instant binoculars!
if your lap is wet, the lid wasn't on
Turn me over and I'm all yours
I am your father. Only kinding, I’m just fruit
Play me like mini bongo!
Its whats on the inside that counts!
Yes I'm recyclable-see the triangle?
The squirrels, they plan world domination...
BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD!
my bottom's had a face lift, how's yours?
Help! I'm trapped in the innocent bottling plant.
seeking fruit lover for no-strings fun
My Other bottom is Kylie's
... the end
Please don't make eye contact with the drinker of this bottle. For the love of god please don't!!!
No - 'best before' is on the top!
Bet you're glad we didn't make that Spinach and Sprout flavour we were thinking about.
Best before the end!
I never get to go on top..
This could be my end
Smile you're on Candid Camera!
I'm afraid if you don't recycle this bottle, we'll need to send some guys round. And they may or may not break your legs.
Do I look like a winning code?!
RECYCLE! We live on this planet as well you know!
Code 2 in aisle 3!
You've won a mountain bike. Well not really, but that would have been nice wouldn't it.
Glad you enjoyed it. Tell your friends.
If you hit rock-bottom, bounce back high
Fruit. A hangover cure sent from Nature.
I dont usually do this on the first date
because bottoms have feelings too
The woolly hat's not on my bottom! (Seasonal one I know)
Bottoms are better held than read
Juicer not required.
Yes, I look good from every angle
try me, I'm innocent!!!
Don't put your face near my bottom.
Nothing to see, move along.
Love me or leave me - in any case recycle
All the right curves in all the right places.
Oh smoothie, smoothie, wherefore art thou?
The innocent can never last
(Taken from the Greenday song but I'm sure they wont mind...)
:)
I Hope you tightened the lid!
Go operate heavy machinery!
Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothie
Alas, poor smoothie, I knew it well...
Pretty tasty aren't I?!
You won't find the answers to life at the bottom of a bottle!
The store manager's watching you!
You must be bored Dude
What took you so long?!
fruity booty
I’m not unethical. But I am base.
love me long time
Been given a bum steer?
Once consumed fill with beads and shake
what are you looking at?
Go on, have another one!
Are you looking at me?
If I was a Beatle I’d be John Lemon
You know its rude to STARE!
this drink will not get you pregnant, but it is tasty and enjoyable
Smooth operator.
Mmmm. Tasty, aren't I?
Cheeky Cheeky, come to have look at my bottom have you!?!
Stop squeezing my bottom!
CAUTION :Will contain Goodness
What were you expecting... Royal Doulton?
Bottoms up!
To The Bottom And Beyond!
Bottoms up!
Bums away!
Go ahead, make my 5 a day
No there's no message here.
Do not turn bottle upside down, that's how the last genie escaped.
I like mine Round Big and Juicy!
Quick, the bunnies are coming!
nothing to see here... just 2 of your 5 a day!
Plastic bottle = 0 of your 5 a day
Innocent?
My other bottle is a 1 litre carton
You may now need to dry your shoes.
This is my bottom.You’re making me blush
This is my bottom but I’m all innocence
So innocent, we make Satan blush
Maybe we should get to know each other first.
Kylie's got nothing on me
clean bottom
sexy bottom
If we were music, we'd have been created by Mozart
curvy bottom
To Boldly Go Where No Smoothie Has Gone Before
Bet you can't read every bottle before security turn up...
I want to break free...
Help! Trapped in bottle factory, phone my mum.
If you're reading this you've hit rock bottom
Is everything in your life empty?
Everyone loves a happy ending.
Please don't stare at me - I'm Innocent
Bottle = Recyclable. Contents = Scrumptious.
Look, no stabilisers.
I'm from the factory, are you?
Over and out
Nice shoes!
The only way is up!
The best is yet to come undone
This won't self-destruct please recycle
1. Austrailian? I thought so...
2. No sweetie... My lids at the top.
3. Does my bum look big in this?
4. Feeling fruity?
You've reached
first base.
This way up ;)
The butler did it. Happy now?
without this booty I’m no smoothie
I have friends you’ll like them
2 of 5 fruit downloads complete
All your fruit are belong to us
I'm PETE. Don't dump me!
The witching hour is upon us!
do your body’s duty finish this smoothie
If I'm lying in a ditch and you're reading this - Take me home
you have too much time on your hands
At least it's not another rabbit!
Yes I'm empty . . . buy some more NOW !
What room can be eaten?
A mushroom.
Undress me like a banana.
Cheeky but satisfying. Rather like us.
Got fruit?
Open other end.
This bottle contains a curse.
so innocent, we make Mother Teresa look like a thug
Finally I can get a tan here, thanks!
Now imagine if I was a Porsche.
Won't explode on insertion of Mintos
I’m still half full.
Hit the bottom yet? Ow!
How'd you like them apples?
not MADE FROM 100% REAL SPACESHIP PARTS
I’m still half full. Metaphorically...
You've got lovely eyes.
This is not my best side!
The triangle means recyclable. Not sure what the number stands for.
A T-Rex would struggle with this bottle.
Gentle squeezing only, precious contents.
Now you've seen my bottom, you better tell me your name.
We look good together.
A bottle is not a bottle if it’s ajar.
Alternatively:
A bottle is not a bottle if it’s a jar.
Fruity until proven Innocent
Bottoms up!
Status update: Innocent's bottoms are best.
Your Winning Code
..is on the next bottle
I’m Innocent, now you are too!
Contents to be drunk from other end!
Hello PRIVACY stop looking at my bottom!
You are now reading this message..HEHE
You are beautiful x
Please hold and wait to be connected...
The end is in sight!
SORRY ALL GONE
BIN ME AND BUY ANOTHER
The End is nigh, burp! ,
When in doubt, stand on one foot
Do you come here often?
Let's get to the bottom of this
Wrong way up
Warning - this product contains fruit
Thanks for recycle me :)That's all folks !
In a land down under...
I have a round bottom
You're a rule breaker. We like you.
;-)
Fruity B-)
the bottom rocks... rock bottom
My bottom smells like roses
We like fruit. Fruit doesn't like us.
100% goodness from top to bottom
Caught you looking at my bottom again didn't I!
01111001 01110101 01101101
We love geeks!
hey,what are doing looking down here – get back to work!
^ This Way Up ^
Vote innocent - the party in your tummy!
(will be topical)
OK you've got to the bottom of it
Spotting bottoms?
just wanted to say I love you from the bottom of my bottle
I hope my lid was on...
It´s over and done.... soon!
Please open at
other end
From the bottom of our bottle, thank you
Please please please re-cycle me!
Thank you from the bottom of our bottle
"Tip me up and pour me out!"
is your bottom as pert as mine
There goes my innocence.
Woah... What rush of good to the head!
no,no,no...wrong way! =P
so you think this is funny?!
is the world upside down or did I had a little bit too much?
Fancy seeing you here.
Woah... What a rush of blood to the head!
I'm not immoral. I'm base.
ok, now turn around mr!
You Smoothie user, you!
not as innocent
as I look
I spy with my little eye...
Make something cool out of me. Dare ya.
knoc knoc knoc on heavens...ok, never mind
Stop it - I'm Innocent!
I like your face.
dont touch it
drink it
it was delicous
wasn't it?
do I look lika a top?
I'm as delicous
as I look
do I look like a sttoper?
was it good for you, too?
Ah ha!I thought you were a bottom feeder..
Turn me, pop me, please don't drop me.
Say no to antidisestablishmentarianism!
Frootylicious
Do me a favour?
Just drink, don't stare.
Does my bum look big in this?
Stop staring at my bottom.
It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You've reached
first base.
Yes I know it was good for you
I don't like it,
when you get rough.
Look into my eye...
See? Lots of fruit equals pretty bottom
Nothing to read here – move on.
No junk in this trunk
Shake me like you hate me.
Fruity and fabulous
I am a smoothie of epic proportions
Drinking me
won't make you innocent.
Wha' YOU lookin' at?!
Stroke my bottom – I'm a smoothie
I have a dream...
Made you look, made you stare
I know you like what you see
I miss you <3
Bootylicious
Don't hate me 'cause I'm fruitiful
Booty Call
Pat me like a ketchup bottle!
You're NEVER gonna be,
as innocent as me. Sorry.
Round, Round Baby!
I know you want me!
And I like it.
Beyonce, eat your heart out!
Its tough being a size zero
J- Lo, eat your heart out!
life...slowly....going......
Baby got back
Can you see the sunshine?
Remember me.
this is my stunt double bottom
How was it for you?
Let's take it from the top
Be kind to your behind.
Drink responsibly.
Same again?
Your round.
rub the nubbin & make a wish
01001001001000000100110001001111010101
(Binary for i love you...)
So now I'm upside down - Great!
WHY are you standing on your head?
Give a free gift - smile!
I've been waiting for you.
I am the bottom of the bottle-worship me
Kiss me, I am a recycled frog!
Have you done something with your hair?
(Smoothie)
your lucky numbers are: 2 7 13 25 46
Does my bottom look big in this?
All these years of evolution, and you still go to drink from the wrong end?
Caution! Lid may be faulty!
We're not all the same underneath
Wooooooh, and I'm dizzy...
You look a bit daft doing this
What are you looking at?
Avert your eyes child - it's rude
oh hello,you cannot get the drink out this way!!!
This is the end
of something wonderful.
Bottomline: You love me.
I know you do.
Bottoms up? Take it easy.
Press the button... or don't.
Take the lid off now. I dare you.
go onnn. take my top off.
Bet my bottom dollar that you love me
Our father who art in heaven.
Give us today our daily fruit.
This is a PHAT bottom
Oi! Nosy parker....
My smoothie brings all the fruit to my yard.
It's the inside
that counts.
Gosh! Who said
I wanted to see your face?!
You were the only one for me
Hello Gorgeous!
Little tasty things
are watching you.
Cats have bottoms too.
You think I'm innocent?
I just KISSED you.
Too much time on your hands?
you wont find the answer here!
The tastiest way to 5-a-day!
Oh no, you can see my bits now.
I've been waiting for you
God forgive me for I have sinned.I kissed someone.
I was made just for you.
Hello stranger.
You like what you see?
Thank you for drinking me.
I was FREEZING in that fridge.
I'm happy,
when you're happy.
bottoms up!
Yea, I know.
I made your day.
Make my day.
Go ahead, drink me.
Really scraping the bottom of the bottle there!
No rabbits under here!
I was so hoping it was you
who picked me up.
I hope you're
happy now.
I don't think you get the 'bottom's up' theory!
what is the sound
of one smoothie drinking?
You've hit smoothie bottom.
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this.
What are you ? Aussie ?
winner of rear of the year
Hope the lid's on!!
LOL... Ive got to say i love the 'i can never find the sell by date either'
Mine is,
way wrong the me got youve...
Psst.. the banana's got a crush on me
I'm all yours now ;)
Sh Sh Shake my booty
OTHER WAY UP
Thank you for drinking me.
Ever wondered who reads this?
Place mouth around opposite end
I hope you didn’t just spill me
Can you see the lid? Keep drinking.
shake me!then gently tap my bottom ~ : o )
Sadly, I'm not bottomless
what did you think would be here?
You might want to check if you've put the cap on properly.
No, there isn't anything interesting here.
Drink me, Alice
Tastes like more, right?
Show me YOUR bottom
don't look at my under carriage
i ain't innocent
i think you'll find i'm fruitilicious
ummmmmm peachy!
I think you want the other end silly
Will you go out with me?
God You're nice...!
Do you come here often?
Etc.
-------------------------
It's the ultimate line in valentines... ;)
I'm just sooooo smooth!
ooohhh i feel at bit tipsy!
Why read when there’s smoothies to drink
Sip me quick!
Made in heaven
Mmm ... Smoothielicious !!
... well that was a lot of fruit you drank.
Do not turn upside down... too late
Do you want more fruit? - see inside.
See inside for fruit.
Just 1 fruit? Why not more - see inside.
This is Drink Down...upend to Drink Up
drink me, finish me, recycle me.
Contains fruit ... but not for long.
Welcome to the dark side of the bottle
Drink me.
Stop reading, start drinking.
This is not a telescope.
Don’t read ... drink !!
the good stuff comes out the other end
Down in one.
May contain a fruity center.
Miss me much?
Take the stairs!
Catch you later alligator!
It’s the inside that counts.
Go ahead; touch my bottom...
Fill with frozen mixed veg for an interesting kaleidoscope.
Do you expect me to talk?
Either:
If you're reading this, you drank me
or
I hope you put the lid on
you know you like it shaken up a bit
Plastic outside but fruitylicious inside.
Upside down. Boy you turn me....
It’s not the outside that counts ..
Bored? Read a book or go for a walk :)
If you can read this I've fallen over
How's it going sweet cheeks?
:) :D ;) :p :(
Contains: ... well what do u think?
Contains fruit, oops you’ve drunk me.
You're spilling the drink
Tip: Works better the other way up!
I've done a headstand
now your turn!
What has bottom at the top? a leg.
The ten second rule doesn't include drinks
My bottle's too fruitilicious for you
Where did I put that ship?
This is making me nauseous
Virtual hug!
I can see clearly now the juice has gone
I'm innocent, get me out of here!
Does my bottom look fat?
I'm feeling a little drunk
Hide-and-seek isn't my strong point!
BOO scared much?
No fruit was hurt in the making of the smoothie.
No fruit was hurt in the making of this smoothie.
Well what did you expect?!
You've got the wrong end. Bummer.
Read the label - it's more interesting
i'm not your eye drops - recheck fridge
That was quick!
Get more fruity. Pat my bottom.
I see you baby, shaking that bottle...
Clean me up scotty
Don't even think of it!
Never eat yellow snow-stick to smoothies
Bottom's up! Except, bottom's down...
You obviously have too much time on your hands.....
I love your shoes :)
make sure the cap's on! you dont want to loose me!!!!
My other bottle is Bulletproof.
you drink from the other end :)
'keep upright at all times'
From this end you look great
Kiss me, I'm Prince under a spell.
You've gotten to the bottom of 5-a-day!
Use me as a ... bottle!
does this make my bottom look good?
If you think i'm good try a veg pot!
Australia
Cliff Richard=ACE
You know it!
Are you that bored?
And you thought it was only the contents that looked peachy!
Horses say neigh!!
'ello treacle
Wasn't I delicious!
What you're doing right now is illegal
What did you expect - War and Peace?
I love you xxx
The End
Help. I'm trapped in a bottle factory.
See the world in a different way.
LOOK OUT! ELEPHANT!!
Look down the hole for the rabbit!!!
LOOK OUT! ELEPHANT!!
Have a different perspective
I like your shoes
Put a different angle on things
MAY CONTAIN SMOOTHIE
Meow
Let's go commando together.
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693...
Don't worry I'm not a vampire.
you have squeezed my juice now drink
do you think i am innocent now!
where have you been all my life?
no peeking naughty naughty
IT'S BEHIND YOU!!!
Buy your own!
underneath this bottle i am NAKED!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I wonder what your bottom says?
Oi! Spillage hazard!
Unlucky ......All gone!
The best thing about me is you.
that tickles!
Once more unto the peach
Turn me tip me
up to your lips please.
Just you and me at the bottom of the big smoothie!
only and innocent bottom looks this good!
Heads or Tails, you win everytime with Innocent smoothies.
Sorry, but you didn't win a Ferrari
WATCH THAT LAMP POST!
Your bottom's sticky, wipe it
your a bottom person aren't you, don't worry I wont tell
don't show everyone my bottom!
TOP THIS!
fruity gluteus
Taste sensation wanted? Try other end.
Uh oh, I think I might be drunk.
The rabbit went thataway..
My cap is up here
This bit says nothing.
Innocent until proven guilty
how low can you go?
BULLSEYE!
I can see France.
flip reverse it
Saving the best till last.
Down, but not out.
Rub my bottom gently and make a wish!!
Made you look, made you stare...!
No hidden additives
Innocent..until proven guilty..
VIEW FROM OTHER END!
!EM ELCYCER WON
BEWARE. A seriously tasty drink. Could be contagious.
word of the day: pogonotomy
by day im a smoothie by night ...
!EM ELCYCER WON
1 thing
2 do
3 words
I LOVE YOU.
edispu nwod
other way up
does my bottom look big in this
From top to bottom, looking good
i hope you've found what you were looking for.
my fruity bottom
Insert witty slogan here
Try the other end.
Having trouble? Try the other end.
dreaming of cloudberries
are your feet wet now?
VIEW FROM OTHER END!
NEXT, YOU'LL BE LOOKING DOWN MY TOP!
boo
Got your glasses on?
NEXT, YOU’LL BE LOOKING DOWN MY TOP, CHEEKY!
NO ADDITIVES HERE EITHER!
KEEP DRINKING
THERE’S NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
THERE’S NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MATE!
You must be bored right now
ello ello
I thought they'd never notice me
Small but mighty!
Does my bottom look big?
Sudokfrü
The view from here isn't much better...
In Vino veritas..oh, oh wrong bottle
Best drunk with the lips, not eyes.
Acerola cola
Bottoms up!!!
The cyborgs are coming.
I was bonding with your table. We're chums
Pete signs all our bottles with love.
I'm the Stig's fruitier cousin.
Ok, you can stare
... at my derriere
When I grow up I want to be a telescope
Stare all you like, I've got nothing to hide!
Checking out my derriere?
Show me the way to tamarillo
a round of apple-ause
You mean I'm not in the band?
Well? How did I do?.
Cool... Head Rush.
I'm upside down and dripping!
Shake that ass at me...
Marks out of ten? Eleven is ok.
smooth it over
Steady! I'm getting dizzy
Here's looking at you, kid
MP for Flydale North
No underwear. I prefer to go natural.
Hmm nice bum hey? ;)
You leave me empty.
Ahh! hope you screwed the top on! O, it's empty? drink another!
Has the sun just come out?
Here's looking at you, kid
Oh I am fortune's fruit fool
My work here is done.
this way up - NOT
Like what you see? Take me home why don't ya
Was that a french kiss?
By the time you've read all this message, your shirt is soaked!
Great. Now I can go surfing.
Does this bottle make my bottom look big??
Ssh...I'm thinking
Don't talk to me, people are looking.
beautifully
bottleicious
Hope you put the lid back on!
Do you come here often?
What do you want from me?!?
Is there something on my bottom?
Warning: contains fruit.
(or innocence/purity...something like that)
Am I empty? Buy another!
Warning: does not bounce!
beautifully
bottleicious
Ahhh! You've got smoothie on our shoes!
Im innocent and little fruity
If in opposite land, drink from here
Apple bottom...
This is where the cool fruit hangs out
Doing anything nice this weekend?
A fruitful investment indeed
Beats stairing at shelves
I can see my house from here!
IF YOU BIN ME I'LL FIND YOU!
The end
This side down
Not to be used for vision correction
You're going to need a knife.
I'm up here.
Squeeze my juice
Crush
Bad day, huh?
Caution - may contain real fruit.
Vitamins and minerals and fruit, oh my!
It's what's inside that counts!
Hopelessly devoted to fruit
I Shall Be 'Fruit' (en Francais)
Watch out for the innocent ones
Damn! Check out what my mamma gave me
It sure looks good down below
Your bottom is nowhere as nice as mine
See! I told you i was good
kiss my nice little round bottom
Im to good to be true
You like my juicy little bits?
Make the most of what mamma gave you
Ooo la la
Good things do come with small bottoms
I bet you never had one this good
You can touch my bottom anytime
its a right handful init?
its a nice view down here isnt it
you like?
you like the look of my booty?
What time is it? its booty time
Get in to it. Im sure you will love it
Check out my bottom
Touch my round lovely bottom
if u dnt like my bottom u can f*** off
if u like my bottom, dnt stop please
Hope your not touching any other bottoms
you certainly worked your way down
I believe in reincarnation so recycle me
The other bottles were picking on me!
I’m innocent! Believe me, I’m innocent!
I’ll be back!.........If you recycle me!
It was empty when I got here!
Did you just drink me! Uh some people!
I’m a super hero! I can turn see through
98 bottles of smoothie on the wall!
I must be getting sick, I feel really drained
Bet you can’t build a ship in me!
Kiss me I’ll turn into a prince, honest
Put me back! I’m undercover!
I’m actually a fruit salad. Sshhhhh!
I was fruit but someone squished me!
Want to see my water bottle impression?
I’d forget my lid if it wasnt screwed on
im not that innocent as u think
Im not that innocent as u think, shush!
Hello Gorgeous!
Upside down, boy you turn me ...
Head over heels x
Resist everything except temptation ;]
Imitated but never Duplicated...!
The simplest tastes always satisfy the best
A drink a day keeps the shrink away!
Not everyone who drinks is a poet
2 FRUITY 4 YA!
BOTTOMS UP!
Smile! Its free therapy!
1.To drink, try the other end
2. This is the end, my healthy friend.
3. THE END IS THE BEGINING IS THE END
Why, thank you!
Welcome to paradise
Smile and the sun will shine :)
Fruitilicious baby!
Guilty? I am innocent!
I used to be dinosaurs!
It's me, the yoghurt pot you recycled!
Don't feel guilty; you're innocent.
Do you like my smooth bottom?
BOO!
Tip me up and pour me out
shake and show your bottom
Innocence is bliss
Simon says... "stand on your head"
Simon says... "stand on your head"
do you always feel bottoms?
[please, put this in braille. only bleach and vinegar ahave braile - more braille please!]
I have a perfect round bottom!
oh that feels lovely, thanks for the tickle!
[in braille please !]
cat xxx
Good inside me -
Great inside you!
Launch a series of 'flirt' message bottles.
To hook that innocent/cute guy or girl just drink your Innocent smoothy right in front of them OR give them a smoothie with a pickup line! :)
1. What are you waiting for? Ask me out!
2. You're cute! Can i get your phonenumber?
3. You're sweet! What's your email?
Or use them as your pickup line:
1. I'm not as innocent as you think!
2. I'm just like this smoothie!
3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
4. Innocent? Who me?
5. Your parents will be so happy with me!
6. I want a large family!
7. I drive a Mercedes SLK 500!
Check out my blog for more lines
Warning - may contain fruit
Smoothie freeze!
am i upside down or downside up??
Its Smooth Like Graham Norton-Only Fruitier
Hello gorgeous!
Smoothie goggles. Wooooorgh!
Not my best view, but it ain’t that bad
I hope you've put the lid back on
Even my bottom is smooth and juicy
I told you...
No peeking.
My nether region
Don't blame me if my bottom is smaller than yours!
Is this a date?
Are you staring at my bottom?
What did you think you'd find down here?
Excited?
Your hands are shaking.
Have an innocent conscience...Recycle me
Oops no underwear
I prefer to go natural
Put me down.
People are staring.
Do not eat bottle.
Tag. You're it.
It is rude and really not that smoothe to stare at an Innocent bottom!
Get a load of me.
It is time we got to the bottom of this!
I'd tap that...
My mom is the best!
First one to the end wins... a really lovely bottle!
Cheeky! Back to the top end!
Hey.. leave something to the imagination.
If you keep staring like that your eyes will pop out.
Bottom licking good...
I saw you across a crowded shop.
My bottle too fruitylicious for you baby?
Are you enjoying the view matey?
You spin me right round baby!
With love from the heart of our bottom
If you've got it, flaunt it!
Mmmm. Nice shoes.
"It's easier to resist at the beginning than at the end (except in the case of smoothies)" - Leonardo Da Vinci
There's nothing to read here
Live. Love. Gulp.
If bottle open, check shoes for damp
Now check your shoes for damp patches
Honestly, it's nothing but fruit.
How would you like your life turned upside down?
You're making me dizzy
Your turn to hide...
What are YOU looking at?
Heres looking at you kid.
You’ve seen my bottom, now show me yours
The key to happiness is... just kidding
You're clearly even fruitier than I am
Holey Moley! It's a fruity frenzy!
Nosey
1)Clean up to aisle 3!
2)All your base are belong to us
3)Toot toot! It was not me it was my fruit
No Entry.
What were you hoping to find down here??
Bottoms Up
don't feel guilty; you're innocent!
Smoothie than a bottle's bottom.
one a day will keep the doctor away
Its whats inside that counts!
Smile if you like me
Open me fast drink me slowly
stop checking out my bottom I'm innocent
Lets get to the bottom of this!
Bottom's up!
fancy being caught in this position
Your feet are getting wet!
Please recycle me... The future will thank you.
This is not a subversive message.
hello, fancy a date?
THE END!!
Does my bottom look big to you?
Looking for something?
Just fruit here!
Sorry! there's none left here either!
Innocently turning your world upside down!
I've shown you mine, now show me yours!
Have you got a dimple on your bottom?
Don't even think of it!
I'm a smoothie criminal
Are your shoes wet? Forgot the lid!
I'm innocent, just like this smoothie
I want to be recycled & return as a ...
don't hate me just because I'm smooth
A bit of what you fancy does you good
why did the chicken cross the road?
It's berry nice to meet you
Greg from Cambridge says, "Hello."
Look how much you've drank!
help my smoothie is running to me head
Treat your taste buds
ba dum tish
Shake me, slurp me, anyway you want me, as long as you love me, it's alright...
Cheer up! There's more in the fridge
Caught you.
Muuuummmy, I've fiiniiished!
Half FULL or Half Empty
look at my eye, not around the I...
Have you not got anything better to do?
now let's sing: Empty dumpty ...
You reading this? We hope the lid’s on!
Upside-down exclamation mark
Kangaroos can't fart, down under
gone bananas
(on banana free bottles)
You can't beat a good peachy bottom
Damn! I should have bought another
now wash your hands
tnorf ot kcab DNA nwod edispu m'I won
Bottom's up
When I grow old I would like to become a bird feeder.
You turned my world upside down.
You turned my world upside down.
i love the way you cup my bottom
Cute ass...isn't it?
That tickles
I see the light
Three portions to go
This is becky's bottom not yours!
Mmm, fruity AND curvy...
Please turn me over!
(then write the same thing on the lid)
I hope the lid's on, or won't your toes be red!
Curious aren't you?
Eeek - Smoothie rushing to my head!
You wont find it here
Curious aren't you?
Curious aren't you?
Curious aren't you?
Well...that was nice wasn't it!
...you make my rockin world go round...
destined for the "YES" bin since 1998!
make a wish!
We've been waiting for you
Only 40 characters fit on the bottom of
look in my eye - look in my eye
Don't give me that Innocent look
wow, put me down
look in my eye, look in my eye
Hello World
Q)Why's the sky blue? A)See next bottle
Fruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuity
An innocent tattoo
Don't look down...
You are the fairest one of all.
That's it
All Gone
Written backwards so you can read it through the top.
Now you have a mini baseball bat
Innocent until proven guilty!
Do you think you are clever?
Where the strawberries hide...
Get your Bottom up! Its fresh and fruity
Thank you for not shaking
A quick wipe-means no staining!
Don't leave a ring of confidence!
The evidence is in the 'O'
...feels like peaches in my hand.
a handfull is enough
Mind the gap!
'Aint no bums around here'
You're so pwettiful!
When I grow up I want to be a veg pot
Beware the wrath of the lid
Some say the Stig enjoys his in the bath.
Bite me ! Please...
Get your Bottom up! Its Fresh and Fruity :)
Hello. You seem nice. Let’s do lunch.
I'm Spartacus!
My dogs got no nose...
Worst - telescope - ever.
null
there's nothing more to see
running on empty
Get fruity Show my bottom
Can't you do anything right?
welcome to the circle of trust
Get your hands off my bottom!
I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty!
Why are you still looking at my bottom?
It’s not fair, the smoothie is all gone!
Tastier from the top.
You looking at me Punk!
You are consuming the frutiest thing!
Eat my shorts! (bart simpson)
"I'm a Smoothie in a bottle, better drink me in the right way!"
Can you see my fruity bits?
" I'm a smoothie in a bottle, better drink me the right way-UP!"
Jason was always saying... Oh! Hello.
loveyourbum
Gooday Mate, from the land upside down under!-said in an australian acent!
Smoothie than a baby's bottom
Ooh - Stoppit! You're making me dizzy!
You've turned me, so why not now turn that frown upside down :)
Your under Arrest, for being a Smoothie Criminal!
Spin me for LOVE X
Oh my! How hairy are your nostrils?!
Message from your boss: Get back to work
Find your own hiding space!
Peek-a-boo!
Lets play spin the bottle...
Your turn to hide!
Always Act On Base Instinct
in mirror writing:
time for another!
AT LEAST TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST! :)
PURE FRUIT - WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT?
Erm, do you mind?
Hello. Aren't you pretty.
yes i'm transparent. that's a good thing!
yes pure fruit - what else did you expect?
It's the smoothie that soothes me!
Bottoms up....side down
In No Sense The Top
Rub three times for genie
Round bottoms are the best bottoms.
Under Over Sideways Down Me
The best bottoms are innocent bottoms
Rear of the year 2010
Welcome to Australia
One more and you’ll have binoculars
Look into my eye
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You tasted good
I told you. No tongues.
Call me.
You have something on your lip. Joking.
You've got some bottle looking at my bottom!
oh hi, hello.
CENSORED-contains an innocent bottom
Severe happiness is a common side effect
I'm not a fake - I'm INNOCENT!!!
Smooth and silky from top to bottom.
Kiss My Lips Sexy
Scraping the bottom of the barrel are we?
How can I help you?
You can bet your bottom dollar, i'm heading for the bin soon :(
Self righting mechanism failed
Toot toot, beep beep!
Toot toot, beep beep
Masters, spread yourselves!
Do you mind!
You're cute! Wanna go for a drink sometime?
i'm your 5 a day in disguise.
Yes, my bottom is round and juicy!
Nice shoes.
It's lonely at the top isn't it!
This is not a subliminal message.
You've changed!
on my command, air guitar
Smooth/ie sole [writing of 'sole' in soul style]
Where smooth and sole♪ come together
Quick! Cover my modesty with a coaster
It's what's inside that counts
A bottle of scrummy to fill my tummy. And that's the life for me.
Sup Up
Your Round
Your lips are soft!
Your lips are soft!
i'm a bit of a smoothie!
*poke* I dare you to shout "roundabout" really loudly!
Ooo-er, I feel dizzy. Put me down!
What did you think you'd find down here?
Yum Yum Yum Innocent Smoothies are so much FUN!
Been used before, but still innocent
Shake it... sh sh shake it... Okay, now drink me.
I used to be a thickie
I was a thickie, but now I'm a smoothie
Set me free, I'm innocent
Not so Innocent now are we?
This is NOT a beer goggle
If you're independently minded...follow me!
I see no smoothies!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
this is no bottomless pot
Get a life!
Recycle me or the rabbit gets it!
Recycle me or I'll scream
(top line)
eye eye
(bottom line)
smile!
ROCK BOTTOM BUT HAPPY TO REACH THIS FAR!
Does my bum look fruity in this?
The Use-by date aint here mate!
Oi! I'm up here!
I never saw you as a bottom man
Pat my bottom, I feel naughty.
I'm always the last place people look
Pat my bottom like a ketchup bottle. I feel naughty.
I'm a real smoothie inside
I'm a real smoothie at heart. touch me.
You have drunk 2 of your 5 a day
I can see right into your mouth
Oops. Fallen over again
Open other end
It’s what’s underneath that counts
At least I’m stable
Message on a bottle
I’m known for my put downs
Was this an Innocent mistake?
Have you met my big brother? His name is Carton
Drink from the other end
I hope the lid is on properly
One shake, turn again for two shakes
Wrong way up - an Innocent mistake?
Now things are really looking up.
We're not all the same underneath
All good things come to an end!
Bet you can't tell if I'm a girl-bottle or a boy-bottle!
1.Place bottle on flat surface
2.Spin
3.Kiss
I stop the smoothie falling out!
I can't stand this anymore
Who are you calling flat?
You got bottle - I'll give you that!
I want to get fruity with you
Drink from this end, start a new trend.
Congratulations you've reached 1st base!
OI! What you looking at... yes i am talking to you.
and what are you looking at?
Nosey aren't you?
For smoothie, see other end.
Say it with a smoothie
Empty bottle for sale One previous owner
For the love of Fruit!
and stop....
and wiggle it
a squashed fly
Sir Cumference is Innocent.
Please drink opposite way!
I've got a tickly bottom!
Ahhh Finished !!
Oh no all gone!
Fruit was never this good
Open other end
Help! I'm getting headrush like this!
no fruit was harmed in the making of this smoothie
You know, "bottoms up" isn't literal!
Don't worry, you look perfectly normal
fruity booty
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Drink Me, Fill Me
Scratch 'N Sniff
Repeat reading this to waste time.
100% innocent. 0% guilt.
My other bottle's a carton
No bananas were hurt in the making of this smoothie
Arg! The sunlight is hurting my eyes!
Don't lose your bottle - drink me now
Winner Rear of the Year 2010
Recycled bottle. Brand new drink.
Serving suggestion - just add lips
Free bottle with every purchase
forgot to put the lid back on didn't you
Recycle me - I like being a bottle
This space for rent
100% fruit. 0% rabbit.
Other way up
Drive with the top down
HellOH Daarrling!!
I can see down your shirt
Wet feet?
Not so innocent now are we?
I am a Jedi knight
glug, glug, aahhhh!!!
Fruit at this bottom
studing my bottom?innocent are we?!
time to look at my bottom, time to bin!
This way to Australia
Stay classy San Diego
Milk is a bad choice
Genie out. Please leave wish under cap.
Thank you, I was all squashed down here
Look Mum, no feet!
You finished your drink! Good Job!
Innocent until smooth and guilty!
If you're reading this...you're too close to me
Wait here for further instructions.
Pasteurise. Past your lips.
Is the top on? I am too good to waste.
All gone? Get another right away!
A fruity dome of goodness.
The Bottom line is...
__________________
that
We were going to make a smoothie, but bottled it
If music be the food of love
stop. Hammer time
Star crossed lovers
underneath covers.
No nuts here!
Stop it you're making me dizzy!
What did you expect to find here?
Base for your face London
Ok now your turn!
Shake me like you've never shaken before
You just lost the game
Thanks for the lift
If you're reading this, you're really bored.
What you looking at?
Only dudes& superheroes bother to read the bottom
Nowt seedy here! I'm sweet and innocent!
1. The secret to eternal youth
2. I would love you to just squeeze my bottom
3. Overloaded with fruityness
Does my bottom look big on this?
That's right, baby-Bottom's Up!
Kiss me
1) If I'm chilling, call me Winterbottom
2) How Rude!
3) It wasn't me
4) No Polyps, Only Pulp
5) Juicy, aren't I?
6) Oi! What's the big idea?!
7) Trust me, my other end tastes far better
8) Hope you didn't take my top off
Smoothie woz ere!
Sample batch - DO NOT DRINK ; )
Nice bosses give staff free smoothies
1)
Best before: school - it’s got vitamins and that
2)
Best before: work: helps you think and stuff
My dad was one of the original 10 green bottles
watch out for the innocent ones
I’m really not a fan of bottling things up
i love it when you touch my bottom
i knew you were eyeing me up all along
Hey stop pulling your sex face at me
your at it like rabbits
That was a quickie, did you enjoy it?
i bet you got a right mouthful there
you swallow or spit? u like it?
Want more? I’ll be waiting at the shop
Am like a drug, you'll be addicted
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
What goes up, must come down
Tip me up and pour me out
Do your taste buds tingle?
Now lick your lips
Like what you see?
Up up & away for 2 of my 5 a day!
The devil's bored... Show God your bottom!
Not seen this around here before.
Oi, nosey. Put me down.
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Drink Me, Fill Me
You're looking at me as if you want me.
Made you look!
This bottle will self destruct if not recycled
If you get any closer you might as well be drinking me
smooth as a babies bottom
Does my chin look big under this bottle
Innocent Rules, OK?
Got fruit?
You're wonderful.
Yes you are :)
A day without sunshine is like... night!
Happiness is...
An Innocent Smoothie.
Here's looking at you
Are you looking at my bottom? Fruity!
I'm fruity, you're saucy...
let's hook up!
Ever thought about getting a life?
'I can see up your nose.'
=]
Probably the best bottom in the world!
empty bottom? healthy body and mind
feeling better after a look at my bottom?
Bottoms up!
Let's get to the bottom of this.
start your day healthy see my bottom
I can see clearly now my smoothie's gone
Heads or Tails... you win everytime with Innocent Smoothies.
take away your innocence smoothly
Erm... you don't, like, pay for this? Isn't this cheating, getting your customers to do it?
If you loved me...
Recycle me!
Go on... give us a smile :-)
sh sh sh shake it!
Congratulations! You're full of goodness.
Feeling fruity today?
Please OPEN other end.
Bootylicious!
Does not contain nuts.
Reincarnation - I was once a coat hanger
Smoothie as an innocent's bottom.
You must have been thirsty!
Iam the light, and you have seen it!
tneconni
Can you work it out?!
Iam the light and you have seen it!
There's no junk in this trunk
BOO! Did I scare you?
The drink's on me
on me lid that is
What goes around comes around
You weren't expecting this were you
Drink, add peas, lid on, tada- maracas!
there was a pirate ship in here somewhere... :s
drink me... pleases?
do you prefer smoothies or lumpies?
heeeey goood lookin' whaaaat u got cookin'
hello person, i am a smoothie, i come in peace :)
you are wonderful :D
100% fruity! i was talking about both of us...
Are you STILL looking at my bottom?
Veg pots rock.
Go away; I’m hiding here.
What did you expect to find? Lord Lucan?
Yes, I know I’m talking out of my bum
Nope, nothing profound here. Move along.
Message on a bottle
Rear of the year!
You are not the father
There are no hidden ingredients here.
Did you just check out my bottom?
Boo!
I thought you drank smoothies out of the top?
Peach, apple or pear, How's yours?
Hello, I am a bottom.
please desist from looking at my bottom.
I hope I'm not leaking.
In my next life I want to be a frisbee
Is that a banana in there or are you just pleased to see me?
upside down you turn me... upside down and round and round
Please sir I'd like some more
this is not a light bulb
Hello sexy. We meet at last.
a tough smoothie to follow
every innocent smoothie begins at the bottom
Warning! Not to be taken externally.
WARNING! Please ignore this warning.
Please do not read this message.
Have you wet yourself?
My other smoothie is innocent too
You don’t want to drink from this end...bit dry
Hey Nice shoes, Think I can get them in my size?
All the smoothie is rushing to my head!!
Hey check out your own bottom in a mirror
functional boomerang when empty
Not sure which way's up? It's the other end, lovie!!
Not sure which way's up? Other end, lovie!!
Don't let the genie out...
Additives - not guilty !
i'm chilly, and thats the way i like it!!
The end is just the beginning....
Don't drink standing on your head
you're looking at my bottom so you may as well buy me!
:)
Carry me? Til recycling do us part.
I have a very Innocent bottom.
you've just spilt me haven't you!
Weirdo!
Are you as innocent as me?
Fruit loops use the other end
Looking at my bottom? Not very smooth.
sooooo how does a fax machine really work?
wink at me & you just might pull
Hardly shirking? or shirking hard?
Beware the white collared middle manager!
OFSTED this innocence instead!
Tip top
innocent? who you kidding?
The bottom line
Soul sole
I dont even like the taste, I just wanna look like a hippy!
... until proven guilty
Spin the bottle... fun for you... not for me!
I bet we can make a smoothie from fruit faster than you can make fruit from a smoothie!
I bet YOU can't do a headstand!
If there's a genie in this bottle, they're in trouble!
...Yes pimples on my bum..what to do?...
Ceci n'est pas une bananne
Cross ur eyes + you might see a kangaroo
Surely your life isn't that dull..is it?
small but perfectly formed
but we hardly know each other yet?
Tasty and smooth like a baby's bottom.
Nothing to see here
Bottle glass - glass bottle.Jus like that.
Smooth as a baby's bottom
I see you, Turn me over!
Ah, so people do look here!
Whoops! Should have put the lid on.
Message in a bottle. No Sting in the tale.
Big bottomed smoothies make the rockin' world go round.
Not guilty!
Made you look!
Woah Nellie!
Is that a banana in there or are you just pleased to see me?
I love you from the bottom of my smoothie bottle
guilty of drinking an Innocent?
Oops! My halo slipped into the bottle.
Halo, Halo. What's all this then?
Rabbits drink from the top
Other way up!
Moonie!
I love you from the bottle of my heart
Now we've got to the bottom of this... fancy another?
That's it, we're finished!
The answer is at the bottom of the bottle
Best bottom forwards
or
I knew you'd get to the bottom of this
Enjoying the view?
Baby got back
Innocents do it smoothly.
No, nothing here! Try the other bottle.
Help! I'm trapped in the bottle factory.
Collect 10 of me & go smoothie bowling!
Cut me in half for cool rabbit skis
MOUTH-WATERING,FLAVOURFUL SIMPLICITY.
why are you looking at me? the drink's up there
Lids on, right mate !?!
Look, your doing it wrong !!!
Show me your bottom & I'll show you mine
Now open the bottle.
Now unscrew lid.
Apply tin opener and open carefully.
This product doesn't contain traces of peanuts.
Please consume before opening and reading this.
I hope you haven't just poured this drink on your lap.
Do not drink whilst operating machinery.
Do not store above arm's reach.
Provides effective relief from the discomfort of thirst.
Do not eat the bottle.
Check the lid is off before drinking.
Warning: causes irritation if never drunk.
No chewing required.
don't worry, i've been wiped clean
Does not contain chicken.
Nothing to see here.
Fruit Droppings out here
sunny side up!
Other way up!
you don't need gold hotpants to spin me around
Is this the way you treat everyone, then?
I see London,I see France, I see someone's underpants!
Wrong way up nitwit
Woah, you’re making me seasick
Oops upside your head
Message on a bottom, yeah
Slightly rippled with a flat underside
Lucky we just changed our underwear
hehe your feet are going to be rather sticky :O
Car keys not here, but getting warmer...
1. 1 way toothless granny gets her 5 a day
2. Fresh fruit, fresh face
3. See you all down at the orchard
4. Natures facelift
5. Have a smashing time at the fruit bowl
6. Make goggles from my bottoms
1) Tasty goodness at the end of the rainbow
2) Natures answer to botox
3) Mother nature knows best
4) I've got a crush on you
inno¢ smoothie seeks SD with GSOH or GSH
O.O.Heaven....When shaken not stirred!
Nosey
Cool Britannia.
Capped many times for my country!
O.O.Heaven...When shaken not stirred!
Got fruit?
Drink me
1. Will I get obese if I don't drink this?
2. Ova doughsin on smewvees
3. It's so tiring to see a sunrise
4. Come up and see me make me smile
5. Smoothies and doughnuts lah lah lah lah
6. I'm good for a hangover
I do all my own stunts
Put a lid on it
The juice comes out the other end
Help! I'm locked in a smoothie factory.
Use by the time I'm empty
Place forehead here
Peekaboo!
You are here
Shouldn't you be at the other end
Guilty of drinking an Innocent Smoothie!
Now that's what you call a nice floor.
Au revoir, until next time.
Tasty treat, terribly sweet.
Boom, Boom, Pow, WOW!
Is there anymore???
A smoothie a day keeps the doctor away!
Shake, shake, shake...shake your smoothie.
Until next time, Adios!
Ooooo I feel all exposed!
That's a nice firm grip, do you work out?
Definitely not pants, just my bottom
1. Peek-a-boo you too!
2. if baby, I'm the bottom, you're the top
3. Wow! You've swept me off my feet
4. I knew you couldn't resist a look
It's definately all gone! I promise!
100% filtered (through rabbit droppings)
Move along, move along...nothing to see here!
smiling is infectious :D
Innocent 'til proven fruity!
I'm innocent...put me down.
Innocent but proven fruity!
Sneak a peak at my underneath
Glad you choosy
this Innocent smoothie?
Don't be afraid - the world is yours.
Fruit massacre crime scene evidence
now share innocent love..hug someone
guess who bottled it?
caution: contents may cause wellbeing
you are the orange of my eye
I see London, I see France, I see someones underpants!
Naked when empty!
Talk to the booty, cos' the hands off duty!
Caution: May Cause Feelings of Happiness
If you're happy and you know it shake your bottle
I literally have nothing to wear!
all gone
Do I look like a Magic 8 Ball?
And now...
...the end is near.
Surprise!
I didn't do it, I'm innocent!
I came, I saw, I drunk it all. Smooth(y)
Drink nine more and we'll play skittles.
Same time tomorrow?
I make a great karaoke microphone.
Is your bottle half full or very empty?
Invisible smoothie.
You're late. I've been waiting ages!
Are you feeling fruity yet?
what ya waiting for ? Drink up !
I'm drained. Time for a nap.
only clever people read this bit
may i say you're looking gorgeous today
Who's the nosiest of them all?
Good from any angle!
The only way is up!
your not so innocent,
leave my bottom alone !!!!
my bottom is innocent !!!
innocent with a naughty bottom !!!
soil my contents inside
my insides are innocent
with a dodgy bottom
look at my bottom its innocent
innocent!! my bottom
i used to be a credit card in a previous life
innocent fruity with a lively bottom
This could be messy...
My other bottle's a Porsche
make smoothies not war
smoooothie operator
If lost please return to Fruit Towers
The winner drinks it all...
See ya tomorrow
innocent is bliss ...
with innocent the only way is up
Tops for Bottoms
The Bottom of my World
My bottom's as smooth as the rest of me!
As innocent as the person drinking me!
Looking at my bottom eh? Not as innocent as me!
Rear of the year
See?
Your eyes are brighter already.
Go on. You know you want me butt-naked.
Edge of Innocence
Quick tip. I go the other way round!
Go on... give it a little tap
NO! Buy your own!
Lets Sea...Mariana Trench is the deepest point at 10924 meters.
Lets Sea...Mariana Trench is 10924m
Does my bottom look big in this?
*brrr* it’s cold down here
Hello. Will you be my friend?
Take me with you
Hello. Will you read me a story?
No pudding until I’m all gone
Go away - I'm hiding
Hey! You didn't count to a hundred.
Yipee! Your turn now... 1,2,3...
One day I'll make it to the top
Recycling? I can't wait it's so exciting
Recycled from smiles
At last I'm an Innocent bottle
Every plastic cup wants to end up like me
Shhh! They don't know I'm here
My fridge or yours?
How cool am I?
The banana phone says hello.
Crushed of Shepherd's Bush.
Liquid cold
No need to be pithy.
Drink's inside. I'm a bit of an outsider
There you are! I've been looking for you.
fruit massacre crime scene evidence
Yes it's my bottom
What were you expecting to see!
The smoothies good
no point checking here
drink it an dfind out
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a yam.
The action is at the other end
Whoa, LOOK I can do a headstand!!!
Ready for lift-off
So off the wall, I'm horizontal
I'd love to go to recycling bin
All my friends are there
It will be a good idea to take me to ChuckleVision show on 18th
Feb
uuurrghh
You babies are sucking me!
Are'nt i Tasty!!!!
OH dear Oh dear
You're addicted to me
please buy me and lookafter me
Open other end, soggy pants
This smoothie tastes better than it looks
Even if water is not allowed to go to school with i am!! ha
You can take this to any school.
show that to your teacher!
hiccup!
i'm allergic to rabbits. THERE. i said it.
More than a peeling.
Welcome to the Nether Bottle
Didn't know I was here did you?!
WARNING - CONTAINS FRUIT
This is an Innocent derriere
What exactly were you expecting to see here?
I was sitting on this!
Fancy another?
Recycle my ass!
A healthy bottom is recycled
Rabbit free since 1983
Now you see my bottom, take my top off!
The butt stops here...
Ooh, a juicy bottom!
The united flavours of Innocent
Hands off my drinker!
You are gorgeous- so wanna date?
so...your place or mine?
Do you always read other bottoms like this
Life is too short, so is this message
Barbie has one of these...
this is not a reflection of you
yesterday, all my trouble's seem so far away
Action Man has one of these...
Recycling? I can't wait it's so exciting
Recycled from smiles
At last I'm an innocent bottle
Every cheap plastic cup wants to be me
Shhh! They don't know I'm here
One day I'll make it to the top
Pants lost, need replacement now
What are you looking at? ;)
The answer's not here
But it should be
Warning - do not turn upside down!
Hello...hello...hellooooo
Watch out for the pips!!
A Fruity Foundation
Bored? Colour in my label!
Never judge a bottle by its bottom
It's what's up top that counts
An Innocent Nether Region
I can see you!
I fart Carbon Dioxide
We drink all we can. The rest we sell.
I'm ready for my close up.
My ass is pure fruit
Come on...Drink up!
I am smoothier than a baby's bum
My ass is delicious
OSMITHEO <- Smoothie mixed in a blender
Heaven in a bottle
You Drink Therefore I Am
lets get to the bottom of this
Stop shaking me, I'm dizzy.
Bet you wish you had one of these!
I'm a message on a bottle baby, better hold me the right way
nothing says i love you like a smoothie
Face lift? My bottom.
1. Sip me slurp me anyway you want to
2. Put a cork in and hang me from your hat
3. Lend me your ears
4. Take me to the moon
5. Sip don't slurp
6. Gone fishing
7. Don't do it your mother wouldn't like it
8. I didn't do it mum honest I'm innocent
9. Lets do lunch and tea and supper
10. Feed your brain cells
11. TOXINS BEWARE
12. ONE OF A KIND
At end of the rainbow is always Innocent
Fantastically Fruitilicious
Fruitilicious Bootilicious
Booty Fruity Call
Oh no! You can see my bits!
I won't tell, if you don't...
Shhh... It's our little secret.
It's The Final Swill Round! Doo Doo Doo Doo...
Proven Guilty
(sorry it's a tiny bit late..?!)
Impressive eh? Is yours as firm & round?
Ooh, shake it like a Polaroid picture
Mix me up with your fav tipple – yummy!
You have found the winning bottle
shake me up before you go go!
shake me to wake me
I know. Bottom envy right?
Don't hate me 'cos I have a nice bottom.
Want a bottom like mine? Clench clench.
SAW MINE? NOW SHOW ME UR BOTTOM
Recycling? I can't wait it's so exciting
Recycled from smiles
At last I'm an innocent bottle
Every cheap plastic cup wants to be me
Shhh! They don't know I'm here
One day I'll make it to the top
ooooh, peachy!
oooooh, peachy!
...and now there's smoothie all over your brand new rug.
Please get me some boxer shorts!!
To open - Bite to break seal.
This way down.
if you are reading this you are drinking you have got me the worng way round
Please tighten lid before tipping... Oops too late
Eep! Who turned out the lights!?
what are you looking at?
I think the other end might work better
get over it, it's only a bottom
am I empty yet?
stop peeking, I'm shy
so, have you fount it?
what did you expect to happen?
I hope I'm either empty or still have my lid on
it's not about me, it's about my juice
why are you doing this to me?
I wish I could refill too
Explain yourself young man/lady
Ups, not here either
Innocent? Moi?
Sit too long = round bottom
I stare at desks all day
It's not here
You're giving me a head rush!
Wrong end!
That's right - I'm checking you out!
Feeling a little silly. Just read Robert Bell's posts and laughed out load in a v. busy v. quiet library
especially: Please don't make eye contact with the drinker of this bottle. For the love of god please don't!!!
sorry all gone
bin me and buy another
New socks may now be needed.
bottoms up!!!
OK, feeling a little sick now...
If you can read this, I may just have made your lap wet...
You + Me = Karaoke
Regarde moi dans les yeux