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Thoughts from August 2010

yo cheeseball. take a chill pill

Cheese ball
As of today, cheeseball, vuvuzela, chill pill and staycation all officially entered the Oxford Dictionary of English, along with another 2000 or so new words.

Chill_pill

We are still running our very own new word competition, so if you're itching to get your word officially recognised in the English language, then enter it here and we'll see how many times we can use the best one on our smoothie bottles and cartons.

as happy as a pig...drinking smoothie...

We love eggs.

We love Ian at Treflach Farm. He makes eggs (not him, obviously, the chickens).

Ian with chicken

Not only does Ian look after chickens, he looks after pigs too. This makes Ian a very busy man.

Not only does Ian look after chickens and pigs, he also finds the time to teach young'uns about how to look after our environment and how to play nice with animals.

Imagine how busy Ian is.

So being the nice folk we are, we decided to help Ian feed his pigs.

Yummy

Was this enough?

Scarey doggy
Apparently not.

To avoid overfeeding smoothies to Ian's pigs (apparently they're just like us and don't like too much of the same thing) and to try and make the doggie relax a little bit, we needed a new way to help.

Luckily for us, Ian and the amazing team at Treflach Farm have already got a few ideas of their own so we decided it best for us to piggy back (sorry) one of theirs instead .

We love the idea of educating others about the birds, the bees, the flowers and the trees. After all, they're making the world a little bit of a better place for all of us.

Guard doggie

Behind the scariest dog in the world lies a classroom that Ian and the folk at Treflach could use to run classroom sessions in but it needed a little revamp to get it ship shape.

Now, DIY isn't exactly our forte at innocent but we are pretty handy at fundraising. So with a raffle to win tickets to stay, that's right, stay at Treflach (fancy it?) and a BBQ, we managed to raise a pot of cash to help get the classroom on its way.

How was the BBQ?

Delicious. Treflach's finest of course.

How's the classroom?

Shiney floor classroom

Beautiful.

With the classroom ready and waiting for its first pupils in September, we thought it best to let Ian and the gang get back to what they're good at (which is pretty much everything they do) while we get back to what we're good at, making smoothies for everyone - animals included.

So far for piggies we're working on a mud and orange peel recipe.

The monkey range is looking like nuts and bananas, papaya and bananas or simply bananas and bananas.

If you've got any better ideas, post them below and the best one will win a case of our smoothies and a special mystery prize.

(Please note we don't advise you feeding your pets or any other animals smoothies. This is for mild amusement purposes only. We don't get out much).


atha's game

Atha.

Atha

Buyer of mangoes, writer of novels, loser of suitcases and a key component in the newly formed innocent Glee Club, he also happens to be a master of mind game trickery.

On Monday morning, he had 180 people fall off their respective picnic benches/chairs/ping pong table in sheer amazement at the game he made us all play.

Rather than tell you about how mindblowing it was, you can experience it for yourself right this instant.

Just answer the questions below out loud very quickly (and don't cheat by looking at the end)

  1. What's 2 + 2?
  2. What's 4+ 4?
  3. What's 8+8?
  4. What's 16+16?
  5. What's the first vegetable you think of?

180 of us simultaneously chanted this vegetable

Did you get the same?

A.m.a.z.i.n.g

More mind wowery from Atha very soon.

meet the keeper


To celebrate Buy One, Get One Bee, back in July we ran a competition for one lucky winner and a friend to come along to the National Trust's Hanbury Hall to meet Tim the beekeeper and ask him all sorts of questions.

Tim

The winner was Julian and he'll be going along in a couple of weeks time to meet Tim, see the bees and have a spot of afternoon tea (we'll keep you posted about it right here).

In the meantime though, we thought it'd be polite to introduce Tim properly.

Bees1
So here's a few interesting things about the man himself:

  • Tim's day job is as a computer software consultant so he looks after the bees in his spare time.
  • He's been beekeeping for about 10 years now, after having told a friend he wanted to see inside a hive (and then ending up looking after the entire colony).
  • His kids like to help him collect the swarms. That's his son on the right below (resplendent in mini bee keeper attire).
Father and son

Tim has very kindly answered every question that came in as part of the competition because he's a good man like that.

Here are just a few of his answers to some of the questions we had through:

Aren't you worried the bees will sting you? (Teresa Hill)

Whenever I get stung, it's because I did something that I shouldn't have so I'm more annoyed with myself for not noticing it. For example, going to move part of the beehive and not realising I have a bee caught in the fold of my glove. If I frightened the bee by trapping it in my glove then I deserve to be stung. Still hurts though.

Does the smoke used to help pacify the bees have any effect on humans? (Elaine Miller)

Yes. It's makes my eyes water for a start. I burn rotten wood but other beekeepers burn cardboard, old sacking or special old tobacco. The smoke causes the bees to think their hive is going to burn down so they may need to leave in a hurry. Seeing as they don't have any luggage, they fill their mouths with honey and nectar. Then they get a bit sleepy (like we all do after a big meal) and can't be bothered to move. Which means I can get to the honey more easily.

Is it true that honey is made by bees regurgitating nectar? (Bronwyn Cannon)

Well seeing as they haven't got any baskets to carry in, yes it is.

For the rest of Tim's answers, check out the comments below.

P.S. If you still haven't tried our lemon, honey and ginger recipe, then you haven't got long left before our next special guest recipe hits the shelves.

So bee quick and get down the shops quick smart.

(pun shamelessly stolen from Ben W)

Good (not gold) diggers wanted

Lilly-This%20is%20my%20Best%20side

Not only do meerkats have a comparison website, they now have their own online dating site. This came about after a lonely meerkat named Lilly was looking for love and needed a helping hand meeting Mr Right. You'll be pleased to hear she found not only Mr Right, but Mr Darcy himself, and they've now become proud parents to quads. Clearly they're both going to need a GSOH dealing with their new arrivals.

Thanks to Twinlakes Park for the photo of Lilly.