We had loads of entries to the
bottom of our bottle competition.
So many in fact that it took us a while to read through them
We were only going to choose 3 winners but the entries were of
such a high standard that we ended up choosing 7. In other
words, you did all the work, while we drank tea and laughed at your
Here are the winning captions along with the geniuses behind
them. Thanks to everyone who entered. May you all be blessed with
perfectly formed bottoms from this day forth.
If you listen real hard, you can hear
This is Yvonne. Yvonne is currently doing her PhD at Oxford and
this is not her first brush with literary fame; she's had some
poetry published already. Yvonne is a big fan of cheesecake,
especially the chocolate marbled yoghurt variety (not as yet
available on wooden sticks).
Rub bottle to free
Thanks to Amy for sending in this caption. Amy's favourite place
to go on holiday is San Francisco. She's just had her birthday (it
was an important one) is studying psychology and child development
and has a large collection of stripy socks.
Suddenly everything is
John is scared of waxworks but not spiders. His best job was
being paid to put garters on pretty ladies and he once slept
through a small earthquake.
Trapped in bottle factory - send
We liked Iain's caption a lot. Iain works in IT and prefers
staying up really late to watch American ice hockey over going for
a quick jog round the park or any other form of exercise.
The end is nigh
Skateboards, rollmop herrings and moths all feature on Peter's
top ten list of good stuff. By day he is a Head Gardener, by night
he is the proud owner of a very nice pair of Lancashire clogs. He
even sent us a picture of them to show just how great they are:
In case of emergency, breakdance
Richard's advice to the world is never let your mum cut your
hair. If you invited Richard round for afternoon tea, he'd like a
fondant fancy on a doily please and in return, would tell you all
about New York and modern art.
All the cool kids drink from this
Cameron is rather camera shy but tells us that he likes
smoothies, free stuff and facial scrubs. Which is a pretty good
list of things to like.
Look out for these new bottoms, coming to a bottle near you
very, very soon.