Presumably your opposite numbers at Stella Artois, Boddingtons and Carling etc etc do their creative brainstorming over a few bottles of Innocent Smoothies??

You lucky, lucky biscuits!

Although I'm saddened by the lack of pork scratchings.

And a chair that can levitate, David Blaine style.

I love that chair. As for snacks, we had cashews and pistachio nuts. No scratchings.

Are beards essential?

Ted and Dan have quite good beards; Kat is working on hers.

It's only fair to tell her that she won't get a beard by drinking orange juice and lemonade. Silly thing.